Wurm's Dialogues 2)
Today's conversation could have come straight out of The Mighty Boosh. :)
TOM: It sounds like you’re digging yourself a hole to try to get out of a grave.
RAMSEY: It’s not a grave.
TOM: Well why are you digging, then?
RAMSEY: I’m looking for water.
TOM: Why? You’ve got a perfectly good well.
RAMSEY: Yeah, but it’s dried up.
TOM: Why’s that?
RAMSEY: I don’t know, do I? That’s the Well Goddesses choice. We can’t understand her mystical ways.
TOM: But why are you digging in the desert?
RAMSEY: Why not?
TOM: Well why don’t you dig in your back garden... in Peckham?
RAMSEY: There’s water in the desert.
TOM: No there isn’t.
RAMSEY: But what about all those mirages?
TOM: They’re imaginary.
RAMSEY: But so’s the Bogey Man, and he still scares kids.
TOM: But youcan’t drink him!
RAMSEY: You can try.
TOM: It sounds like you’re digging yourself a hole to try to get out of a grave.
RAMSEY: It’s not a grave.
TOM: Well why are you digging, then?
RAMSEY: I’m looking for water.
TOM: Why? You’ve got a perfectly good well.
RAMSEY: Yeah, but it’s dried up.
TOM: Why’s that?
RAMSEY: I don’t know, do I? That’s the Well Goddesses choice. We can’t understand her mystical ways.
TOM: But why are you digging in the desert?
RAMSEY: Why not?
TOM: Well why don’t you dig in your back garden... in Peckham?
RAMSEY: There’s water in the desert.
TOM: No there isn’t.
RAMSEY: But what about all those mirages?
TOM: They’re imaginary.
RAMSEY: But so’s the Bogey Man, and he still scares kids.
TOM: But youcan’t drink him!
RAMSEY: You can try.