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[lord_wurm]

Do you remember,
When we were first friends,
We went out for a meal at a restaurant,

It was nice,
And the food was good,
And afterwards we went back to your place,

We sat on the sofa,
You got us some coffee,
You said it was getting hot in there,

You took off your shirt,
And you helped me take off mine,
But then the police burst into your house,

Because I was fifteen,
And you were forty-eight,
That’s apparently illegal in this state.