Золотой фонд черного юмора
What's the difference between bullets and people?
People miss John Lennon.
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Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?
Depression, Billy has depression.
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Hello darkness my old friend...
What are you doing here so soon, it’s 16:00 in the afternoon.
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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?
Their last greatest hit was the wall.
(source)
People miss John Lennon.
* * *
Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?
Depression, Billy has depression.
* * *
Hello darkness my old friend...
What are you doing here so soon, it’s 16:00 in the afternoon.
* * *
How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?
Their last greatest hit was the wall.
(source)