Battle.net = self abuse
If you do not play warcraft, ignore this.
Why do i play Warcraft online? I seldom enjoy it, yet it is possibly the most addictive thing i have ever come across. Every day i am tempted to go hang out with all of the sexually frustrated 13 yr olds and watch as army after army is dashed into the ground. Don't get me wrong, i'm not a sore loser, after playing Battle.net for as long as i have, you get used to it. But sexually frustrated 13 yr olds can be really abusive. Like my partner to whom i had to explain the process of wood harvesting, and who screams frantically at me that i am a 'n00b' and that i should charge my 3 remaining archers into the middle of a starfall to save his base. I had a pretty large army of hippogryph riders, but after i used them all up fighting the three opposing armies alone in a last-ditch effort to stave them off of my base which has been attacked continually for the entire game, i have little left over for my allies, (who have built themselves a tower!) The gods of warcraft do not smile upon me, and i flip them the proverbial bird whenever i get the chance, but they tend to win. I really don't have the luck to win at the game, and i know going in that i am going to lose, but i still am drawn to it. In D.A.R.E. they said pot was addictive. Pot is nothing to battle.net. i quit smoking a long time ago with immense ease, but battle.net is something i cannot get over.
Battle.net does have its redeeming values, however, such as making my tree of life eat its way into the middle of a forest to hide for almost, (in some cases over), an hour from the enemy armies scouring the map, while the people who had previously invented new and unusual explicatives for me and told me things about my parents even I didn't know beg/curse me, demanding where i am hiding. Hee hee. Good times. Still, such times are few and far between.
Perhaps i should go back to the custom games? People there are much more mellow... and also the conditions are better controlled, so the gods of warcraft have less power. Yo, Warren, David, Nate, etc. the name is Master_Soh_Hai. call me up.
I'm going to go hit myself with a tack hammer, something more productive than battle.net.
Why do i play Warcraft online? I seldom enjoy it, yet it is possibly the most addictive thing i have ever come across. Every day i am tempted to go hang out with all of the sexually frustrated 13 yr olds and watch as army after army is dashed into the ground. Don't get me wrong, i'm not a sore loser, after playing Battle.net for as long as i have, you get used to it. But sexually frustrated 13 yr olds can be really abusive. Like my partner to whom i had to explain the process of wood harvesting, and who screams frantically at me that i am a 'n00b' and that i should charge my 3 remaining archers into the middle of a starfall to save his base. I had a pretty large army of hippogryph riders, but after i used them all up fighting the three opposing armies alone in a last-ditch effort to stave them off of my base which has been attacked continually for the entire game, i have little left over for my allies, (who have built themselves a tower!) The gods of warcraft do not smile upon me, and i flip them the proverbial bird whenever i get the chance, but they tend to win. I really don't have the luck to win at the game, and i know going in that i am going to lose, but i still am drawn to it. In D.A.R.E. they said pot was addictive. Pot is nothing to battle.net. i quit smoking a long time ago with immense ease, but battle.net is something i cannot get over.
Battle.net does have its redeeming values, however, such as making my tree of life eat its way into the middle of a forest to hide for almost, (in some cases over), an hour from the enemy armies scouring the map, while the people who had previously invented new and unusual explicatives for me and told me things about my parents even I didn't know beg/curse me, demanding where i am hiding. Hee hee. Good times. Still, such times are few and far between.
Perhaps i should go back to the custom games? People there are much more mellow... and also the conditions are better controlled, so the gods of warcraft have less power. Yo, Warren, David, Nate, etc. the name is Master_Soh_Hai. call me up.
I'm going to go hit myself with a tack hammer, something more productive than battle.net.