Kill them all
So me and Tsukinowake were watching this crazy underwater program about all kinds of different animals in the ocean and the narrator kept going on about how orcas (killer whales) are the most bad ass predators of the ocean because they go around killing stuff. And, I was like, I think I would be more afraid of a blue whale than a killer whale because they are the real killers. Tsukinowake looked at me and asked me if I realized that blue whale ate kelp or something like that. And, I said, "Yeah, and that's what makes them scary. I mean what other creature commits mass genocide just by opening it's mouth to feed. The f'ing killer whales got nothin' on that."
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