The rest of the story....
As many of you have heard, Makenzie "unfortunately" couldn't create the final chapter in the saga of... well... it doesn't really have a name. It needs one. Anyhow, because my history class is basicaly a free day today, I will be hosting the final chapter up here. I hope i remember to tell mack so that there are no conflicts... Or maybe i won't, just to tee him off... *Makes sure makenzie isn't around*... *starts typing*
After some ungodly ammount of time (funny that they're not dead yet, eh?)
Mackenzie: We finally found him... unfortunately... we figure that he lost his reasons to live after his magnificent hotel burned down and therefore, sadly, he took up knitting as a hobby (he won't talk to us, and therefore we have no idea where he found a craft store, but he's now full up on yarn)
Yuko: Unfortunately, lemurs appear to be very sensitive to having their souls extracted from them in arcane rituals, and they all died after about three days... poor lemurs... anyhoo, now completely alone on the island with no friends or anyone to talk to, she has been thinking about changing her murderous ways...
not
Rushav: It turns out that Rushav didn't have a problem with giving up his soul. You'd think that he would still hang out with Yuko, wouldn't you? Well, that's because you haven't been paying attention to how Yuko likes to kill things.
Sara W: DEAD, and lost along with the most brilliant recipe forr nailpolish ever invented.
Kazuki: Yes, you thought he was dead... but he's BACK!!! He cast a level 47 healing spell on himself, and escaped the island on his new epic mount... We may all be dying, but we still think he's a freak-o... we don't even take the time to think about how the heck he managed to do all of the WoW stuff in the real world. Give us a break, half of us were killed by yuko, and the other half is completely insane.
Rei: poor, poor Rei... all he wanted to do was play soccer. That lone ball is said to still float the oceans of the world today, cursing all that find it.
Toshi: Once began to fling poo at Yuko because he didn't know better. He escaped, but just barely. After a night or two, Yuko came back after finding her new, non murderous side and appologized. She made Toshi into her personal pet.
Kei: DEAD
Luft: DEAD
Mika: DEAD
Joe: Hasn't changed much since landing on the island. He is currently working on digging to the center of the earth using a peice of grass and ratzo.
Mae: Um... Still sunbating... After so much sunbathing, she became addicted, and will die if you try to move her. At this point, we can't get her to wake up. We're not sure if she's dead, because she has gathered so much solar energy that she is pretty close in temperature with a small star in fusion.
The Professor-- I mean Chisako: DEAD
Soomi: DEAD
Ayaka: DEAD
Patrick: Darnit, Patrick, get out of here.
Mr Dixon: finally cracked. We think he thinks he's back at NIS, but all he does is rock slowly back and forth in front of a large boulder. We once tried approaching him, but as soon as we got close he said: "You all can go!"
Karen: She felt pretty bad about killing Sarah H, and began wandering the island pondering about the universe. Unfortunately, she ran into Toshi and Yuko, and was eaten.
Lisa: We're pretty sure she went blind from staring at the sky, but she's still at it. She has earned several medals of honor from the other members of the tribe commending her for her stick-to-it-tiveness. Oh, wait, plot hole... everyone from that tribe is dead. My bad.
Inge: DEAD
Min: DEAD
Sakurako: We really don't want to think about it. Darn aliens. But you never know, tey may have been a group of aliens from the Flying Party Sombrero galaxy, and she could be out partying wildly right now... (*Patrick laughs because he's the only one that gets it*) Wait, that just doesn't sound like Saku... yeah, she's probably dead.
Sarah H: DEAD
KELLY: DEAD
Shuri: DEAD
So what happened?
Well, we were eventually all found by that one janitor guy. It turns out that we were just stranded out on the soccer field. We went back inside, and had lunch. Unfortunately, we couldn't remember how to use eating utensils, and we ended up starving to death. The end.
After some ungodly ammount of time (funny that they're not dead yet, eh?)
Mackenzie: We finally found him... unfortunately... we figure that he lost his reasons to live after his magnificent hotel burned down and therefore, sadly, he took up knitting as a hobby (he won't talk to us, and therefore we have no idea where he found a craft store, but he's now full up on yarn)
Yuko: Unfortunately, lemurs appear to be very sensitive to having their souls extracted from them in arcane rituals, and they all died after about three days... poor lemurs... anyhoo, now completely alone on the island with no friends or anyone to talk to, she has been thinking about changing her murderous ways...
not
Rushav: It turns out that Rushav didn't have a problem with giving up his soul. You'd think that he would still hang out with Yuko, wouldn't you? Well, that's because you haven't been paying attention to how Yuko likes to kill things.
Sara W: DEAD, and lost along with the most brilliant recipe forr nailpolish ever invented.
Kazuki: Yes, you thought he was dead... but he's BACK!!! He cast a level 47 healing spell on himself, and escaped the island on his new epic mount... We may all be dying, but we still think he's a freak-o... we don't even take the time to think about how the heck he managed to do all of the WoW stuff in the real world. Give us a break, half of us were killed by yuko, and the other half is completely insane.
Rei: poor, poor Rei... all he wanted to do was play soccer. That lone ball is said to still float the oceans of the world today, cursing all that find it.
Toshi: Once began to fling poo at Yuko because he didn't know better. He escaped, but just barely. After a night or two, Yuko came back after finding her new, non murderous side and appologized. She made Toshi into her personal pet.
Kei: DEAD
Luft: DEAD
Mika: DEAD
Joe: Hasn't changed much since landing on the island. He is currently working on digging to the center of the earth using a peice of grass and ratzo.
Mae: Um... Still sunbating... After so much sunbathing, she became addicted, and will die if you try to move her. At this point, we can't get her to wake up. We're not sure if she's dead, because she has gathered so much solar energy that she is pretty close in temperature with a small star in fusion.
The Professor-- I mean Chisako: DEAD
Soomi: DEAD
Ayaka: DEAD
Patrick: Darnit, Patrick, get out of here.
Mr Dixon: finally cracked. We think he thinks he's back at NIS, but all he does is rock slowly back and forth in front of a large boulder. We once tried approaching him, but as soon as we got close he said: "You all can go!"
Karen: She felt pretty bad about killing Sarah H, and began wandering the island pondering about the universe. Unfortunately, she ran into Toshi and Yuko, and was eaten.
Lisa: We're pretty sure she went blind from staring at the sky, but she's still at it. She has earned several medals of honor from the other members of the tribe commending her for her stick-to-it-tiveness. Oh, wait, plot hole... everyone from that tribe is dead. My bad.
Inge: DEAD
Min: DEAD
Sakurako: We really don't want to think about it. Darn aliens. But you never know, tey may have been a group of aliens from the Flying Party Sombrero galaxy, and she could be out partying wildly right now... (*Patrick laughs because he's the only one that gets it*) Wait, that just doesn't sound like Saku... yeah, she's probably dead.
Sarah H: DEAD
KELLY: DEAD
Shuri: DEAD
So what happened?
Well, we were eventually all found by that one janitor guy. It turns out that we were just stranded out on the soccer field. We went back inside, and had lunch. Unfortunately, we couldn't remember how to use eating utensils, and we ended up starving to death. The end.