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[lord_steward]

*posts a sign in the window of the shop*

NOVEMBER SALE

ALL KINDS OF MORBID CRAP HALLOWEEN PARAPHERNALIA

SAURON PLUSHIES AT PREMIUM PRICES

Comments

[lord_cirdan]

SAURON PLUSHIES AT PREMIUM PRICES

Gmmgmmmgmmmmmwhaaahaahaahaahaahaahaa!

Give me *chuckle* one of *snort* those.

[lord_steward]

Ah yes. I'm afraid they're a little dusty from where I threw them into a wall and jumped on them. Repeatedly.

[lord_cirdan]

*grinchuckle*

Well, for a discount of 10%, I take two.

[lord_steward]

*packs them up*

What do you need them for, if I may ask?

[lord_cirdan]

Ohh, I haven't decided yet. *grins*

*wonders if you sell needles as well* >:D

[lord_steward]

*recognizes that gleam in your eye*

Halloween paraphernalia on sale includes a My Little Voodoo Kit >:)

[lord_cirdan]

Oh, does it now? Hmmm, I wouldn't know, of course, what to do with that... But when it's cheap, I simply can't resist!

[lord_steward]

*grins*

And a sewing kit, so you can put it back together for hours of fun? >:D

[lord_cirdan]

Ah, thanks, I won't need that.

...

Er, do you have rope?

[lord_steward]

Certainly. Regular, elven or Indian snake-charmer?

[lord_cirdan]

Elven. >:)

[lord_steward]

Of course.

...may I ask what it is for? >:)

[lord_cirdan]

My, aren't we nosy today?

It's nothing illegal, if you're worried about that. ;)

[lord_steward]

But of course. I was just wondering, since you seem to harbour ill feelings towards the town spokesman for evil ;)

[lord_cirdan]

What are you saying, there's evil in town? *snicker*

[lord_steward]

*smiles*

If you need a hand with any plan like that... Ah well. That'll be *rings you up and quotes an amount*