While shopping with the father...
He turned to me and said, 'I've noticed you get a lot of insulting comments on your appearance.. but I've also seen you get eyed up a few times.'
'Yeah, that happens," I replied 'It depends whether or not you think the risk of being beaten up is worth the compliments.'
'Being beaten up and sex.. doesn't that appeal to both sides of your character?'
'... I'm sure a man of the cloth shouldn't make jokes like that!'
'Sorry. I should've said they appeal to the same side.'
'...!'
Sometimes, parents can be disturbingly perceptive.
Usually about things you'd rather they existed in blissful ignorance of.
'Yeah, that happens," I replied 'It depends whether or not you think the risk of being beaten up is worth the compliments.'
'Being beaten up and sex.. doesn't that appeal to both sides of your character?'
'... I'm sure a man of the cloth shouldn't make jokes like that!'
'Sorry. I should've said they appeal to the same side.'
'...!'
Sometimes, parents can be disturbingly perceptive.
Usually about things you'd rather they existed in blissful ignorance of.