Twenty Two!

[lord_sealand]

I spent the weekend on a longboat. Mama, can we get one? Also that jerk England worked for me!

Also I keep hearing weird chewing noises at night.

Comments

spoiler: he's totally lying

[thousandlakes]

Oh longboats were so much fun!! all that uh

pillaging and such.........

[thousandlakes]

Chewing? I haven't heard anything!

[lord_sealand]

We didn't pillage? We just rowed around and sang songs. Though some of the men looked impatient. I just assumed they were hungry...

And mama, it's loud. Are you sure?

[thousandlakes]

Right, not pillaging, I meant... the other stuff...

Not a thing! Maybe it's just one of the neighbours by your wall?

[lord_sealand]

What other stuff?

No, it sounds more like it's under my bed rather than in the wall...or in the hallway.

[thousandlakes]

Singing.

[thousandlakes]

Well you can borrow my puukko when you sleep if you like!

[lord_sealand]

The singing was fun! They sang as they rowed. I had to make up my own words, though.

Oh, thanks, mama, but I have mine under my pillow. I was just wondering if it was just me.

[thousandlakes]

I imagine Sverige hasn't really taught you many, huh? You could ask Denmark, I'm sure he remembers them all.

Suukko ja puukko ja sitten nukut paremmin!

[lord_sealand]

It kind of sounded like Denmark, but it was really really old sounding! And different! I couldn't understand any of it.

Mama, I don't know Finnish, remember? Other than perkele...and vittu. And food.

[thousandlakes]

A kiss and a knife and then you'll sleep better!

[lord_sealand]

Oh! Okay. Hopefully. I'm tired because I couldn't sleep last night.