Twenty Two!

[lord_sealand]

I spent the weekend on a longboat. Mama, can we get one? Also that jerk England worked for me!

Also I keep hearing weird chewing noises at night.

Comments

[maztrusis]

I guess... being on a longboat is a lot better than going to a Soviet secondary school...?

A-And weird chewing noises aren't good... Maybe you have chipmunks in your wall?

[lord_sealand]

The longboat was cool! I was captain! And I had a handaxe. I had no idea what anyone was saying, though.

They're big chewing noises. And crunching. I don't know what it is.

[maztrusis]

Y-You were the captain...?! That's really neat! I was... really unimportant, like usual... b-but I'm glad you had a good time...!

Hm... maybe a big... dog? I don't know about that... I-I mean, I've had chipmunks in my walls before, but they only made small chewing and scratching and squeaking noises, s-so...

[lord_sealand]

Aw, Latvia, you're always important! I think you are, anyway.

It sounds bigger than a dog. I'll have to hunt for it if it comes back tonight!

And chipmunks are cute.

[maztrusis]

Th-Thanks...

Chipmunks are cute, but... I don't think it's safe for you to hunt it out all alone... Do you want me to stay over with you tonight? Maybe having two investigating will m-maybe, possibly... scare it off...?