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[lord_riddle]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

ooc:Ok, I've gone mad. Let's see if we can come out with some interesting crack answers

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[no_black_sheep]

"That had better be Nagini..."

[lord_riddle]

"No, that isn't that snake."

[no_black_sheep]

"You're right. More of a garter snake really. *sighs* Oh well."

[lord_riddle]

"It's not the size my dear, as you well know."

[no_black_sheep]

Oddly enough? It's never the well endowed men who say that.

[lord_riddle]

You didn't seem to mind last night.

[no_black_sheep]

Oh fine! *crooks finger* Let's try it again.

[lord_riddle]

"Why Mrs Tonks, you are a bad woman."

ooc:Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha Volde trying to me smooth and sexy