Yes, yes, yes - but the fact of the matter is that a woman could just knock-out right there and then, for many many reasons aside from cardiac arrest. Such a situation would likely result in eery silence and deadpan face from yer woman - and the question here is, do you think this would stop you in your tracks if you were 10 energetic thrusts away from spilling your little swimmers into her orifice?
And the latter message of panic you provided does sound rather confusing... a cry of "I'm having a heart attack!!!" might well be accepted by the male ear as a new signal of enormous enthusiasm on a par with the more traditional: "Faster!"; "Harder!"; And "ooooooh, baby!"
I mean, have you never heard the sigh of: "I'm dyyyyiiiing..." - Or noted that the French term for the orgasm means literally "the little death"?
You see, the panic message may not be taken as panic at first hearing at all - and adding the words "FUCK ME...!" to the equation only complicates matters further. And to further muddle matters up again, there's that notable
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"10 energetic thrusts away from spilling your little swimmers into her?" nice quote... What have sex 5 times in one night brilliant....! how liberated and Bohemian!
There is more I could say but I'm back on the demon drink and it would all get muddled up in my weak and feable state.
similar message in content but could be very very confusing to a halfwit!
regards
Lo-IQ
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And the latter message of panic you provided does sound rather confusing... a cry of "I'm having a heart attack!!!" might well be accepted by the male ear as a new signal of enormous enthusiasm on a par with the more traditional: "Faster!"; "Harder!"; And "ooooooh, baby!"
I mean, have you never heard the sigh of: "I'm dyyyyiiiing..." - Or noted that the French term for the orgasm means literally "the little death"?
You see, the panic message may not be taken as panic at first hearing at all - and adding the words "FUCK ME...!" to the equation only complicates matters further. And to further muddle matters up again, there's that notable ( ... )
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There is more I could say but I'm back on the demon drink and it would all get muddled up in my weak and feable state.
Anyway whe are you going to do the copy writing?
Lo-IQ
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Next time your wife's going down there and you're lying back, you might also want to try: "What would you do if I farted?"
Quite spoils the amorous mood, but brings some welcome humour into the equation...
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you could always do a dutch oven on someone... under blanket fart then stuff them under the covers and hold'em there...
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