Lord Monster's Replication (I have done questionable things..)
I posted this once before elsewhere.. Let's see what you goits make of it.
Because I'm sick of so-called 'quizzes' that only want to know who the last person I kissed was, or what colour my socks are. You pervert.
01. Give your personal viewpoint on the 'War on terror'
The war on terror is a misnomer, a lie fed to the masses whilst theft is committed.
02. Death is inevitable. You are going to die. How do you feel about that?
I feel determined to make my death spectacular.
03. In one word, describe your political stance.
Fascist.
04. Give a percentage on how much you care about others over yourself.
37%
05. If primary school teachers went on strike over low wages, what would your opinion be?
Whilst I fully appreciate that teachers deserve high wages, I do not believe they should deprive children of their education in order to make a point. If a *teacher* can't debate/argue a wage rise, then they don't deserve to teach.
06. Whilst walking down the street you spot a £10. You pick it up and pocket it. Why?
Because I look out for myself, and my gain is almost always someone else's loss already.
07. Given the normal set of social friend-group dynamics, when with said group do you act as:
A) A leader
B) A participant
C) An observer
D) Something else (Explain)
I choose D.
I am an aggravator, likely to spot a point of contention between two people and bring it forward, whilst not drawing the argument to myself.
08. When interacting with others, what is your motivation?
Self.
09. In three words, describe your sense of humour.
Wit.
Cynicsm.
Horror.
10. I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. What did you choose?
I chose to believe what I can work out for myself, not what I am told.
11. There are three words in the English language that begin with the letters 'dw'. Why does knowing more pointless trivia than the person next to you feel good?
Because I'm a smug bastard. Because I revel in knowing more than the guy next to me and I want him to know that. Also, because I wrote this quiz I know what all three words are without looking them up :-)
12. You have been incarcerated for a serious crime that you did not commit. What is your primary emotion?
Despair. Justice has failed me, and there is nothing now that I can do but rely on it.
13. In the same vein, you have been incarcerated for a serious crime you DID commit. What emotion now?
Guilt at my own stupidity for being caught. I'd rather be betrayed than be stupid.
14. Think for a moment on your basic ideas about the French and American peoples. Are you xenophobic?
Absolutely. It may only be because the media and my government have taught me to be so, but my opinions are generally harsh, and unfounded.
15. Is this a question.
No, but this is an answer.
16. What makes you happier, a square or a circle?
A square.
17. How would you define 'Free Will'?
The ability to choose not to choose.
18. What would you consider your four basic human rights?
Freedom of expression.
Freedom of faith and religion.
Choice.
Debate.
19. If there was one person, present day or in history, that the world could have done without, who would it be? And what would you imagine the consequences would be?
Bush Senior.
There would have been no Gulf war. The word 'Terrorism' would not be in our dictionaries. Instead of occupation we would have had trade. In place of 'war' would have been talking. Perhaps not productive, but each has a right to disagree and go home.
On a side note, there was no war in Iraq. War is when two opposing forces fight, not when one force invades and destroys cities, but leaves oil derricks standing.
20. Everyone has a breaking point. You just killed someone, what would motivate you to do so?
He/she/it/they/.com threatened my family. And you don't get to do that.
Thus ends the Voigt-Kamph test. You are probably not a Replicant.
Be free to reply/repost as you please. This is not a 'fUn QuIzZlE'
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"Well, that was unexpected.."
- Reputed last words of Darth Heinous The Undefeatable