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I got a hold of the Australian Citizenship Test and wanted to see how much you guys would know.
1) What is a "bloody little beauty"?
2) Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? Yes/No.
3) Explain the following passage:
In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a Barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a Barney and a bit of a biffo.
4) Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between a brown eye and taking a slash?
5) I've had a gutful and I can't be farked. Discuss.
6) What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
7) Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
8) What do the phrases "sinkin piss at a mates joint" and "gettin paraletic" mean?
I'm off to Adelaide tomorrow for the national poker finals. Kinda scary. Not the poker bit, the bit involving flying to another part of the country with the company of agoraphobia. Here goes....