SUGAR!
Ok I fucking hate family occasions. These god damn mother fuckers have the fucking nerve to tell me I don't do shit and I am a lazy bastard. Oh I hate these mother fucking condescending assholes. I do not want to go to fucking Christmas there with these fucking assholes. I am such a horrible fucking person, I don't help my mother enough, I don't hang out with her at home enough, I don't do our lawns, I don't take care of the pool, I don't fix the sprinklers wall or electrical stuff, nope, I am a totally useless waste of human space. I do not have a full time job, I do not run a website, I do not have an on call part time job, I do not go to school, I am not allergic to grass, I do not have homework, I do not go crazy being couped up at home, I should fucking die for being such a complete god damn waste of space. I hate my family. This is fucking horse shit, I only got it from a couple of people, but they had the nerve to say it, everyone else was thinking it, my mother loves to call and complain about life's little miseries because is she didn't have shit going wrong in her life there would be nothing to complain about, with my sister gone for so long I was the brunt of all the blame. Who knew I was the god damn jew of the family. I don't have a girlfriend, I don't want kids, stop fucking asking me to do these things. These fucking people act like it is a god damn race to fuck the most without a condom and pop out kids. How do I feel? What do I say? FUCK YOU IT ALL GOES AWAY!