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[lord_feanor]

*gets on the palantir to the rest of the family*

CARANTHIRE'S HAD TWIN BOYS! BWAHAHAH! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE FOR OBLIGATORY CIGARS AND BOOZE!!! AND SOMEONE MAKE SURE FINGOLFIN HEARS ABOUT IT!!!!

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[maglor_harper]

Twins!? DAMN. We're neck and neck if you count Elrond as well.

[lord_feanor]

Now. If THE REST of your siblings could each produce four kids... >:)

[maglor_harper]

*pats* Ada, patience, give them a chance to grow up first, hm?

[lord_feanor]

I know, boy, I know. Whiskey? :D

[maglor_harper]

Yes, thanks.

*smokes thoughtfully*

Turco looks tense.

[lord_feanor]

Hmm.... he does a bit. Ah well. Booze'll loosen him up.

Now. Want to see if either of your nephews is still awake and willing to be seperated from his parents for a few minutes?

[maglor_harper]

*completely forgets about the plight of his definately angsty-looking brother*

Would I!? :D

[lord_feanor]

*grins*

Back in a minute...

[cunafinwe]

*is brought down in his grandfather's arms, blinking curiously*

[lord_feanor]

Meet your Uncle Maglor. He's a good one to suck up to. ;)

[maglor_harper]

*OMGBABYBABYICKLETINYBABYSQUEES!!!*

Hello there! I'm your uncle Maglor. Yes! Aren't you the cutest little thing?

[cunafinwe]

*kicks his feet curiously as he gets placed in your arms*

Behold! I have the space to do this now!!! MOVEMENT!!!

[maglor_harper]

*envelops you in a big, velvety embrace*

*coos* :D

*to Feanor* Have they been named yet?

[lord_feanor]

That one's Cunafinwe. He's got a wee dab of nailpolish on his toe to help tell them apart for the first few days. His brother is Terafinwe.

[maglor_harper]

. . .

. . .

You're not serious? "Bent Finwë" and "Straight Finwë"? What on Arda possessed Caranthirë to call them that!?

[lord_feanor]

...

A very sick mun. >:|

Try not to think about it too much.