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[lord_feanor]

*evacuates the house along with several other squeeing-female fearing male relatives*

*relocates at the pub*

Comments

[turin]

*orders a round for the pub* :D

[lord_feanor]

*claps you on the shoulder in approval*

You're looking mightily un-panicked, lad. Good for you!

[turin]

*grabs a pint*

You're right, come to think of it. :))

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I must be suppressing it.

[tar_calion]

*shakes his head at the calm father thing*

S'not natural.

[lord_feanor]

Believe it or not, you DO eventually almost get used to it.

[tar_calion]

I don't intend to find out. :S

[lord_feanor]

How is your boy coming along anyway?

[tar_calion]

He's precocious. DAMN precocious. He asked the wife and I for an in-depth explanation of where babies come from last night. *headshake*

[lord_feanor]

OH lord. THAT one is always so bloody tricky.

[tar_calion]

I don't think we did too badly, he took the explanations pretty well. He seems like a very logical toddler.

[lord_feanor]

Well toddlers do have a certain amount of logic. It's just the perspective they see it from that they get wrong.

[tar_calion]

Yeah...like his question about beastiality. It was logical, if a little unexpected. :S

[lord_feanor]

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XD XD XD

Oh they come up with some priceless questions, they really do.

[tar_calion]

Priceless...that's ONE way of putting it I guess. You just finish explaining why people don't have babies with animals and then you have to explain why daddy looks like he's about to rupture something from laughing.

[lord_feanor]

I know. It's best to just store it up then commiserate with other parents and laugh your ass off.

[turin]

What? I mean of course I was freaking out the first time around, I had no idea what to expect. But Caranthire? - great. ♥ Miril? - great <33333 Morno? - great, even with his pyromania phase and yeah the corpse paint's a little odd and I'm just tempting fate with all this positive thinking aren't I?