Why Michael Bay needs his ass kicked.....

Jul 14, 2009 23:00

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ( Read more... )

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scsubulldwg92 July 15 2009, 04:49:23 UTC
I thought the movie was entirely too long and the fact that you built up that only a Prime could kill a Fallen and it died within the last 10 minutes of the flim in a 30 second flim was disappiointing to say the least.

Sadly this film was not made for you and I ... It was made for the 12 year olds that loved Wolverine and thought it was the shit!

And was it me or did they have Sam's mother curse WAY more in this film than the last one. She was cursing out everyone like she was on MJ for the entire film.

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rara_aves July 15 2009, 04:57:30 UTC
I don't even need to see the film to want to see Michael Bay get his ass kicked. Jackass can't direct his way out of a paper bag and all of his films feel like having your eyeballs raped. This film was just the salmonella laced cherry on a shit sundae.

Maybe they'll do a relaunch one day like they've succeeded with Batman and Hulk.

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hac_michelle July 15 2009, 04:59:37 UTC
1.5? Damn, I think you're being waaaayyyy too nice. ;p

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tochiro998 July 15 2009, 05:35:47 UTC
Over at Topless Robot they posted a FAQ about the plot failures and utter lack of logic. Granted, the cartoon had it's share (one episode, all the Autobots can fly, the next they're trapped because a road or pass is blocked and they can't drive around it...) but I mean holy cats, I want to scream at all that junk that is just DUMB.

But, BUT, wise man you are, giving Transformers 2 the 1.5, because that lets you save the 1.0 for the GI Joe movie.

Oh, I weep, I weep.

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Roger Ebert's Ode To Movie Fans With Brains... karaoke_ok July 15 2009, 08:51:42 UTC

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