Hee hee hee, another song

[lord_couger]

Well, in part because I am in too much of a hurry for a real entry, and in part because of the rave reviews I recieved for my last one (or a couple compliments from friends anyways). I present to y'all another set of lyrics I wrote that I found in an old notebook. This one I wrote in my Freshman year (my excuse for the bad parts), didn't edit it, so yeah, here you go.

Straight Gay Best Friend:

We talk fashion after school
Music, art, as well as jewels
You don't care if I see you nude
even ask about the attractiveness of your boobs
Then you go screw some fucking 'hole
Leaving me to pound my own stiff pole

*Chorus*
I'm your Straigh Gay Best Friend
Just cuz I appreciate your feelings
Doesn't mean you don't send me reeling
The sensitive guy never gets any pie
I'm your Straight Gay Best Friend!
*end chorus*

She cries about her ex's on my shoulder
She doesn't realize how much I'd like to hold her
When she's tense I give her a massage
If she knew what I was thinking she'd take umbrage
She says I'm the only man she can trust
So I put ice in my boxers when I must

*Chorus*
I'm your Straigh Gay Best Friend
Just cuz I appreciate your feelings
Doesn't mean you don't send me reeling
The sensitive guy never gets any pie
I'm your Straight Gay Best Friend!
*end chorus*

Had a little party in my dorm
All girls and me seems to be the norm
At the end had girls underwear posted on my wall
None has any interest in me at all
Why is it that they can't see
That I am also rather manly

I'm your Straight Gay Best Friend

*musical interlude (guitar solos and what have you)*

*Chorus reprise*