My horrible post of the day: Part I

[lord_calvert]

actually i just smell like beer and cigarettes
STP4Me123: so actually, i do smell like a mick
BrownEyesGirl285: how attractive
STP4Me123: i know
STP4Me123: isnt

STP4Me123: it
BrownEyesGirl285: oh baby oh baby
STP4Me123: Im like the Fonze
STP4Me123: "EEEHHHEEYYY"
BrownEyesGirl285: i swear the fonze was gay
STP4Me123: and im sure you swear im gay
STP4Me123: so it all works out
BrownEyesGirl285: hahahahaha
STP4Me123: he prob was gay
STP4Me123: he probably used fuck ron howard in the ass, in his trailer
BrownEyesGirl285: probably
STP4Me123: Brady Bunch Style
BrownEyesGirl285: hahahahahaha