☀23rd Spark ☀

[lord_brat]

Why does the squid like toast?

[Important questions must be asked!]

How does it eat it?

[...squids have...beaks, right? Wth, Hogwarts?!]

Do they even have digestive tracts?

[Guess where Wolfram is. And guess what he's doing.]

Comments

[godmodinurgame]

If you must know, the muscular stomach is found midpoint of a squid's visceral mass. From there, the bolus moves into the caecum - a long white organ found next to the ovaries or testicles - for digestion.

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[lord_brat]

...that's...

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[lord_brat]

...disgusting.

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[lord_brat]

Why is the digestive tract so close to the reproductive organs?

[godmodinurgame]

I suppose it's just the way squid are built. They do have three hearts after all.

[lord_brat]

Three hearts? Why?

[godmodinurgame]

Two branchial hearts feed the gills, and both of them surround the larger systemic heart that pumps blood around the body.

[lord_brat]

How do you know so much about squids?

[godmodinurgame]

I read much when I was younger.

[lord_brat]

Pointlessly?

[godmodinurgame]

Let's see you be stuck in bed for the rest of your life and try to find something else to do.

[lord_brat]

Why were you stuck in bed?

[godmodinurgame]

Rare disease that kept me sick for much of my younger years. They only came up with a potion for it a couple of years before I came to Hogwarts.

[lord_brat]

I'm sorry. [Uncomfortable? Yes.] Are you feeling better now?

[godmodinurgame]

Don't worry about it. And quite better, or I wouldn't be walking around as I am, would I?

[lord_brat]

True. But it's a bit hard to see you at the moment.