I'm sorry that I thought you were someone else. But, ever since the several years ago I have had trouble remembering things as clearly as I used to. Maybe you're not interested in what happened, but I feel like I need to explain myself a little bit because I am so emberassed. See, I was driving and I dropped my bracelet. I bent down to pick it up and I did not see the oncoming traffic. I slammed my head into the stearing wheel. I ended having many stitches and to this day I have trouble keeping my eyes open sometimes because the pain is so bad. It stems from the very top of my head to the bottom of my spinal chord. It has also caused me a great deal of memory loss. There are times when I remember things so clearly, and there are other times when I do not remember anything that has happened at all. There are nights when my head hurts so much I end up in the ER. Perhaps this is why I mistook you for Justin. As a matter of fact, I think that you kind of look like him. I hope that you now understand why I made this mistake. I do actually know you from school, which makes this even more emberassing.
Um, I'm sorry, I do not think that I will be able to make it to the 5 year reunion. I really would not feel comfortable going to my 5 year reunion, I'm afraid that I would black out. That would be way too emnberassing.
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"Hey look, guys! I used to smoke pot and work at Toys R Us! Now I do neither!"
I'm a fucking rockstar. -_-
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