No, not like that, you pervert.
I've been sitting on the floor of the Atlanta airport for an hour and a half, and i've got another hour and a half to go before my flight to Memphis takes off. There has been much Blackberry-ing and texting and surfing and drinking of water. I'm staring at the moderately-ginormous backside of a guy in his Wranglers and a safari hat...ahhh, the goodness that is Air Tran's terminal.