Pregnant Teddy Gram!
You know what's fun about sophomores? They're complete idiots-granted not all of them, but most are. One was sitting at our table at lunch and sometime before the topic turned to Power Ranger porn and all the sexual tensions on the show (original Power Rangers with the Chinese girl as the yellow ranger and the African American guy as the black ranger, which was discussed some) yet sometime after Capitan Planet I was eating Teddy Grams. So, I was about to bite off it's little legs when I realized that I couldn't possibly eat this one as it was pregnant. This wasn't a problem for long however, because I was offered 60 cents for the single, pregnant Teddy Gram. I am happy to say that I am now 85 cents richer because of Mitch, who gave me the money for the pregnant Teddy Gram and about half of my string cheese. It was originally going to be the rest of the string cheese for a guitar pick but he couldn't find it...so I got more change.