Title: Nobody Decent
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, this chapter
Characters: Lyme, Brutus, D2 OC Victors (Artemisia, Callista, Emory)
Summary: District 2 Victor Lyme, two years fresh from the Arena, gets her first tribute to mentor. Her vow to remain aloof to avoid getting attached lasts until she finds Artemisia: wicked, irreverent, blase and a little
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Lyme being like "oh wait, there are people who LIKE wearing heels and a dress?" was awesome (because I still find this hard to believe), and Callista being just-short-of-creepy and Emory and Brutus going survival-camping are wonderful, and Brutus and Lyme drunk-fighting is totally my happy place.
I forget--where does Callista come in the mentor family tree?
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I kind of want stories about Callista and Lyme because they would be TERRIFYING in combination, holy crap.
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I don't actually want to write Callista's Guide to Safe, Sane and Consensual: Victors with Issues Edition though, I mean seriously. /o\
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It's probably a good thing Lyme has someone to sit her down and explain things--and Callista's someone who she would actually listen to.
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(She gets it, though, and once she does it goes a lot better. But hoo boy.)
(this is the point where I'm like yes okay these characters are not Collins' anymore, are they .....)
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(and whatever, Collins forgot about Lyme 5 minutes after writing her one and only scene, I think you can totally claim her. I don't even bother writing Collins characters so nobody can tell me I'm doing it wrong)
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(loooooool yes exactly, and other people write canon characters who get full out textual representation with their own crazy headcanon so FIGHT ME, INTERNET)
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(I mean yeah, some things I see I have to just ?????? because it makes no sense and some i'm like >( because it's clueless and offensive, so the internet really has no place to talk)
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(Sometimes I trawl AO3 and send summaries to people like ?????!)
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(It's so hard to find good THG fic on AO3, so much of it is SO BAD. Like, why would anyone want to read a coffee shop AU? Ever? Or worse, WRITE one? ???)
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