"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"Its just a flesh wound"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me? "
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?"