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[loothian]

…Is this a Palm Pilot? I don’t remember ever getting one of these…or…going to sleep here…

Uh...!

I didn’t drink, I know that, so, that explanation’s out the window…not my kinda thing…

Maybe I hit my head! Or maybe it wasn’t me, maybe it was those idiots who -

Nevermind.

Wherever I am and whoever’s here, hi, my name is Lucian! Nice to meet you, if you

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[deinxxrazer]

You're on the MS Elegante, a cruise ship run by madmen. Good luck.

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[loothian]

...

[loothian]

What?

[deinxxrazer]

A cruise ship.

The captain is insane. And an idiot.

The first mate is a bastard. And an idiot to trust the captain.

Avoid them, though, and things are all right.

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[loothian]

...How ith the firtht mate a bathtard?

He theemed pretty decent to me.

I'll be thure to thteer clear of the captain, though, no pun intended.