Final Exam Fantasy VII
I think i just aced my Medieval England exam. I was the first person to finish, which could mean i forgot something, but im sure i didnt. I answered a good 90% of all the questions the prof asked in class, It would be higher but before my brother dropped out he was answering about half the questions; and we didnt even do the readings.
I think im getting better at school. Every year it seems the papers get longer in length but easier to write, the tests get easier, and the questions more predictable. What im getting at is that I must be leveling up. Apparently college is an RPG; except random battles are replaced with MLA format and essay questions, and experience points are replaced with credit hours. This means that in order to get my diploma i will have to engage in combat, in the form of an overly intense final exam, with my professor... Sephiroth, Ganon, or perhaps Dr. Darth Malak. The graduation ceremony would really be nothing more than a long cinematic where the mushroom people celebrate the size of my testicles and I retire to bang some chick who is good at "magic."
Education Pays.
I think im getting better at school. Every year it seems the papers get longer in length but easier to write, the tests get easier, and the questions more predictable. What im getting at is that I must be leveling up. Apparently college is an RPG; except random battles are replaced with MLA format and essay questions, and experience points are replaced with credit hours. This means that in order to get my diploma i will have to engage in combat, in the form of an overly intense final exam, with my professor... Sephiroth, Ganon, or perhaps Dr. Darth Malak. The graduation ceremony would really be nothing more than a long cinematic where the mushroom people celebrate the size of my testicles and I retire to bang some chick who is good at "magic."
Education Pays.