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I was on my NationStates account and i thought it was funny when i saw this as an answer to an issue:
"There needs to be more done for the elderly," says Aaron Winters, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of tittiess. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."
"There needs to be more done for the elderly," says Aaron Winters, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of tittiess. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."