One more fight for old times?
I made a promise to myself to never hit anyone again (for obvious reasons). But of course I am a fucking magnet for this shit....
Britt Beatdown, dude just stop it.
SETTING - Underbar, 3 am ish?
War wounds - embarrassment over texts I kept sending to a dude that I like when it's dark outside.
I walk in and Brit says hello to me (we've put all that stuff in the past). Later I'm outside smoking in this little cove and I hear Brittany telling a story "So there is this girl here...and once she wanted to fight me, and she shoved me a little and was like over it, then 9 of my friends kicked her ass and she's here TONIGHT" and goes on to describe me. LOL at this because that never happened. So my roommate lets me know she is in the bathroom and I threw out the other chick that was in there (somewhat politely) and say the following to a stone faced borderline crying brit (she interjected a few times to try to say sorry which is what she always does).
I dont remember the whole convo but here are some solid lines:
"Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? All that shit was in the past. I was fucking standing outside you dumbass. If you were a little bigger I would have beat the fuck out of you forever ago. i'm not going back to fucking prison for this shit. (LOLZ) I've done a lot worse for a lot less than you. I'm at a fucking fork in the goddamn road and you are making me want to turn the wrong way." This went on for about 10 minutes.