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Name 12 characters you have played in RPGs/LRPs, before looking at the questions that follow. List your characters numbered 1 to 12, with the name of the RPG/LRP you played them in. Once you've picked your 12 characters, look at the questions and answer accordingly.
1. Darya Marisova. Fidelian tart, surgeon and drug pusher.
2. Halhigil. Shy dyslexic wood-elven soldier and one-time architect. Allows people to screw him over too much.
3. Nell Peters. Fluffy Johnite surgeon who has suddenly gone all DOOM REVENGE on my arse.
4. Rosien Calaereth. Arrogant, clever, stompy, fragile and beautiful noblewoman.
5. Merenel. Short, blonde grey elf who laughs a lot.
6. Dion Silverlink. Moody Azraelite priest who despises life generally, now dead. Eight miles inside the closet.
7. Eranric. Blond, tanned brick shit house. Nice bloke. Not a very good blacksmith, but tries hard.
8. Talkan. Nutcase and philosopher. Would achieve great things if he oculd concentrate on one thing at a time.
9. Alliss. Short, very ugly, very shy, very clever. Talented healer and beautiful singer.
10. Rosamund Arundel. Tall, thin, fragile grey mage with an irresonsible sense of humour.
11. Antval. Arrogant bully of a wood elf. Very tall, very handsome, very scary. Senior army officer.
12. Erethien. Has lots of other names. Noldor elf, dodgy as fuck, traitor to her race, but it isn't really her fault. May have a Dark Past (TM). Enjoys indulging in petty crime. Likes Halhigil very much despite repeatedly screwing him over.
1. Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
They'd both be pretty awful, really. Dion would be bored and sneery at people and never put any effort in to help them. Antval would be a bit better, but utterly dismissive of anyone who didn't understand first time. He has no patience with anyone he thinks is stupid, and his standards are high. Poor Halhigil gets picked on by him a lot.
2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Hot isn't really the right word. He's handsome, yes, but all elves are. Halhigil has very kind eyes and a nice smile when he displays it.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Erethien sends Talkan on a mission? It's probably a mission to pinch something/distract someone so that Erethien can pinch something. The first fails because Talkan is clumsy and accident prone. The second wins, because Talkan can talk the hind leg off a donkey, and Erethien will have terrified him into doing exactly as she tells him.
4. What is, or would be, 9's favourite book?
Hmm. Alliss would enjoy a decent history of Gondor. She isn't much for fiction.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Uhhh. Dion wouldn't swear any kind of fealty to anyone except his god. Halhigil *would*, but definitely not to the likes of Dion, because Halhigil is a fine upstanding Lawful Good type and Dion is a ruthless, selfish amoral cunt.
Actually, Dion would totally swear fealty to Halhigil if it served his purposes. He'd just backstab him later.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Merenel share with Alliss, or Rosamund? Hmm. Merenel is very good at getting on with people. On balance, Alliss, because Merenel + Rosamund = some very silly and irresponsible (but hilarious) pranks. All the time.
Wait, what am I saying? Rosamund and Merenel would make awesome room mates.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Halhigil, Eranric and Erethien having dinner together. Hmm. They go wherever Erethien wants to, which is probably a steak house or something, because Eranric will eat anything and Halhigil will go along with whatever other people want. They're likely to discuss their work, which will probably involve geekery over weapons at some stage, and debates over moral relativism.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Nell challenging Rosamund to a duel? That's an interesting and deeply unlikely scenario. It would depend how well-armoured Nell was, and how far away from each other they began. If they start on opposite sides of the room, Rosamund stands a chance of zorching Nell with magic before she can get close enough to hit her, provided she's fast on her vocals.
On the other hand, if Nell's any less than several metres away, Rosamund crumples because even if she has her defensive spells up, Nell can still take her out in three blows.
Frailty loses very hard against levels in Warrior, friend citizen.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Talkan would probably try to wheedle it out of Darya. He's good at wheedling. They would then both get distracted by some AWESOME IDEA. Possibly it would end in sex.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Uhhhh. "Hearth and home vs CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION... wait. Still not happy. Arse. :("
This is a stupid question.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Rosien and Darya? Hmmmm. A man susceptible to the wiles of women who needs to be seduced in order that Rosien can seize his power for the Greater Good, Honest. (Rosien will flirt outrageously, but prefers to leave actual seduction to people like Darya.)
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get on well. Eranric is a very nice guy. We'd go riding and stuff, and he would poke gentle fun at how unfit I am. :)
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
OCCASIONALLY KEEP YOUR BABYFUZZLE TO YOURSELF PLEASE, NELL!
14. Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
No. I'm not friends with people like Antval.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Halhigil would choose Merenel over Rosien every single time. He, erm, loves her. If he was admitting it to himself. Or anyone else. Which he isn't. Aww.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"BY THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS OF MAGIC, I AM NOT MADE OF FUCKING GLASS! DIE YOU FUCKERS! MAGIC DOUBLE!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Octopus's Garden" by the Beatles, because it is cheerful, surreal and oddly childlike.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dion would ignore it because he likes to pretend he Does Not Need Nutrition For He Is Above Such Petty Things As Food.
Erethien would also ignore it because she likes to look down her nose at humans who have to eat much more than she does.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Errr. Halhigil doesn't *do* pick-up lines. And pick-up lines are by definition not going to work on Rosamund.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure and/or criminal damage.
21. What is 6's secret?
He is very, very, very very gay.
Only he's not. No Really. Uh.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Definitely Antval, because he's, you know, six foot frigging nine and a warrior and an ELF. Whereas Alliss is a short, dumpy, unfit human girl.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Eranric, because he is a) responsible and b) a brick shithouse. Talkan does a fine line in talking his way out of trouble and finding innovative solutions to problems, but on balance I'd rather have the muscles and attention span.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"There is crazy shit with all sorts of universes mashed together OH GOD HELP"
Procrastinating OH DEAR GOD COURSEWORK HELLLLLLLLP
1. Darya Marisova. Fidelian tart, surgeon and drug pusher.
2. Halhigil. Shy dyslexic wood-elven soldier and one-time architect. Allows people to screw him over too much.
3. Nell Peters. Fluffy Johnite surgeon who has suddenly gone all DOOM REVENGE on my arse.
4. Rosien Calaereth. Arrogant, clever, stompy, fragile and beautiful noblewoman.
5. Merenel. Short, blonde grey elf who laughs a lot.
6. Dion Silverlink. Moody Azraelite priest who despises life generally, now dead. Eight miles inside the closet.
7. Eranric. Blond, tanned brick shit house. Nice bloke. Not a very good blacksmith, but tries hard.
8. Talkan. Nutcase and philosopher. Would achieve great things if he oculd concentrate on one thing at a time.
9. Alliss. Short, very ugly, very shy, very clever. Talented healer and beautiful singer.
10. Rosamund Arundel. Tall, thin, fragile grey mage with an irresonsible sense of humour.
11. Antval. Arrogant bully of a wood elf. Very tall, very handsome, very scary. Senior army officer.
12. Erethien. Has lots of other names. Noldor elf, dodgy as fuck, traitor to her race, but it isn't really her fault. May have a Dark Past (TM). Enjoys indulging in petty crime. Likes Halhigil very much despite repeatedly screwing him over.
1. Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
They'd both be pretty awful, really. Dion would be bored and sneery at people and never put any effort in to help them. Antval would be a bit better, but utterly dismissive of anyone who didn't understand first time. He has no patience with anyone he thinks is stupid, and his standards are high. Poor Halhigil gets picked on by him a lot.
2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Hot isn't really the right word. He's handsome, yes, but all elves are. Halhigil has very kind eyes and a nice smile when he displays it.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Erethien sends Talkan on a mission? It's probably a mission to pinch something/distract someone so that Erethien can pinch something. The first fails because Talkan is clumsy and accident prone. The second wins, because Talkan can talk the hind leg off a donkey, and Erethien will have terrified him into doing exactly as she tells him.
4. What is, or would be, 9's favourite book?
Hmm. Alliss would enjoy a decent history of Gondor. She isn't much for fiction.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Uhhh. Dion wouldn't swear any kind of fealty to anyone except his god. Halhigil *would*, but definitely not to the likes of Dion, because Halhigil is a fine upstanding Lawful Good type and Dion is a ruthless, selfish amoral cunt.
Actually, Dion would totally swear fealty to Halhigil if it served his purposes. He'd just backstab him later.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Merenel share with Alliss, or Rosamund? Hmm. Merenel is very good at getting on with people. On balance, Alliss, because Merenel + Rosamund = some very silly and irresponsible (but hilarious) pranks. All the time.
Wait, what am I saying? Rosamund and Merenel would make awesome room mates.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Halhigil, Eranric and Erethien having dinner together. Hmm. They go wherever Erethien wants to, which is probably a steak house or something, because Eranric will eat anything and Halhigil will go along with whatever other people want. They're likely to discuss their work, which will probably involve geekery over weapons at some stage, and debates over moral relativism.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Nell challenging Rosamund to a duel? That's an interesting and deeply unlikely scenario. It would depend how well-armoured Nell was, and how far away from each other they began. If they start on opposite sides of the room, Rosamund stands a chance of zorching Nell with magic before she can get close enough to hit her, provided she's fast on her vocals.
On the other hand, if Nell's any less than several metres away, Rosamund crumples because even if she has her defensive spells up, Nell can still take her out in three blows.
Frailty loses very hard against levels in Warrior, friend citizen.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Talkan would probably try to wheedle it out of Darya. He's good at wheedling. They would then both get distracted by some AWESOME IDEA. Possibly it would end in sex.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Uhhhh. "Hearth and home vs CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION... wait. Still not happy. Arse. :("
This is a stupid question.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Rosien and Darya? Hmmmm. A man susceptible to the wiles of women who needs to be seduced in order that Rosien can seize his power for the Greater Good, Honest. (Rosien will flirt outrageously, but prefers to leave actual seduction to people like Darya.)
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get on well. Eranric is a very nice guy. We'd go riding and stuff, and he would poke gentle fun at how unfit I am. :)
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
OCCASIONALLY KEEP YOUR BABYFUZZLE TO YOURSELF PLEASE, NELL!
14. Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
No. I'm not friends with people like Antval.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Halhigil would choose Merenel over Rosien every single time. He, erm, loves her. If he was admitting it to himself. Or anyone else. Which he isn't. Aww.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"BY THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS OF MAGIC, I AM NOT MADE OF FUCKING GLASS! DIE YOU FUCKERS! MAGIC DOUBLE!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Octopus's Garden" by the Beatles, because it is cheerful, surreal and oddly childlike.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dion would ignore it because he likes to pretend he Does Not Need Nutrition For He Is Above Such Petty Things As Food.
Erethien would also ignore it because she likes to look down her nose at humans who have to eat much more than she does.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Errr. Halhigil doesn't *do* pick-up lines. And pick-up lines are by definition not going to work on Rosamund.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure and/or criminal damage.
21. What is 6's secret?
He is very, very, very very gay.
Only he's not. No Really. Uh.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Definitely Antval, because he's, you know, six foot frigging nine and a warrior and an ELF. Whereas Alliss is a short, dumpy, unfit human girl.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Eranric, because he is a) responsible and b) a brick shithouse. Talkan does a fine line in talking his way out of trouble and finding innovative solutions to problems, but on balance I'd rather have the muscles and attention span.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"There is crazy shit with all sorts of universes mashed together OH GOD HELP"
Procrastinating OH DEAR GOD COURSEWORK HELLLLLLLLP