Ganked from quen_elf.
Questions by shrijani
1. Do you like your name?
Yeah, I do.
2. Whether or not you like the one you've got, what other name would you choose for yourself, given the opportunity/forced at gunpoint?
Riley Chu. Just because I'd end up with the humiliation of being called "Raichu" by Pokefans.
3. If God sat down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to Her?
So when do I find out what I'm supposed to do with my life?
4. Are you balking at the feminine pronoun in question 3? If so, why?
Nope.
5. I thought so.
Good for you.
6. No, number five was not a question. What do you say to that?
Eh.
7. Do you use conditioner? Everywhair?
Neither.
8. What is your favorite raw meat?
Beef tartar. I hear stomachs upturn everywhere.
9. What do you want for your birthday this year?
A steady income would be nice. If I have one by then, a raise. Fingers crossed.
10. If I were to sit down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to me?
"Hi." We could take it from there.
11. Have you never been mellow?
Mellow? Yeah. Mellow mellow? No.
12. Have you never tried?
No. I've never been happy just to hear my song either, kthxbye.
13. Will you marry me? If so, are you married already?
No, and no. I will not marry you, because I'm about to commit seppuku after using "kthxbye."
14. What is your relationship with monogamy?
It's a left-handed one.
15. What is your relationship with single malt scotch?
Never met'm.
16. Were you "popular" in high school?
In New Jersey? No. In Switzerland?...No. But I was best friends with the most popular girl in my class.
17. Who is your least favorite [read: most disliked] musical artist/band?
I'll never really understand Five.
18. Try again.
Or N*Sync.
19. Try again.
Justin Timberlake makes my head spin, and thanks to Steph, I will never be able to get "Rock Your Body" out of my head again.
20. Explain why you like Bruce Springsteen, because I just don't get it.
Joyzee Boyz foevah.
21. Was your first kiss worth the bother? How about your twenty-sixth?
*gazes askance*
22. Have you ever had a sexual encounter that makes you cringe with disgust to this very day? (This is a yes or no question - you don't have to elaborate unless you're drunk.)
No.
23. Have you ever done the Macarena (sp?) in public? Do you regret it deeply?
Yes. No.
24. What word do you have difficulty spelling, even though you are obviously a genius?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Hey!
25. Does your family indulge in correct verb tense?
Aye.
26. Does it drive you out of your mind when people ask you stupid questions?
Depends on how long it goes on for.
27. What are you going to do about it?
Nothing, because I'm an honorary Minnesotan, and you won't notice my impatience.
28. I am going to issue another 28 questions within the next 28 hours. Does this cause rage or delight?
Curiosity, actually.
1. Do you like your name?
Yeah, I do.
2. Whether or not you like the one you've got, what other name would you choose for yourself, given the opportunity/forced at gunpoint?
Riley Chu. Just because I'd end up with the humiliation of being called "Raichu" by Pokefans.
3. If God sat down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to Her?
So when do I find out what I'm supposed to do with my life?
4. Are you balking at the feminine pronoun in question 3? If so, why?
Nope.
5. I thought so.
Good for you.
6. No, number five was not a question. What do you say to that?
Eh.
7. Do you use conditioner? Everywhair?
Neither.
8. What is your favorite raw meat?
Beef tartar. I hear stomachs upturn everywhere.
9. What do you want for your birthday this year?
A steady income would be nice. If I have one by then, a raise. Fingers crossed.
10. If I were to sit down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to me?
"Hi." We could take it from there.
11. Have you never been mellow?
Mellow? Yeah. Mellow mellow? No.
12. Have you never tried?
No. I've never been happy just to hear my song either, kthxbye.
13. Will you marry me? If so, are you married already?
No, and no. I will not marry you, because I'm about to commit seppuku after using "kthxbye."
14. What is your relationship with monogamy?
It's a left-handed one.
15. What is your relationship with single malt scotch?
Never met'm.
16. Were you "popular" in high school?
In New Jersey? No. In Switzerland?...No. But I was best friends with the most popular girl in my class.
17. Who is your least favorite [read: most disliked] musical artist/band?
I'll never really understand Five.
18. Try again.
Or N*Sync.
19. Try again.
Justin Timberlake makes my head spin, and thanks to Steph, I will never be able to get "Rock Your Body" out of my head again.
20. Explain why you like Bruce Springsteen, because I just don't get it.
Joyzee Boyz foevah.
21. Was your first kiss worth the bother? How about your twenty-sixth?
*gazes askance*
22. Have you ever had a sexual encounter that makes you cringe with disgust to this very day? (This is a yes or no question - you don't have to elaborate unless you're drunk.)
No.
23. Have you ever done the Macarena (sp?) in public? Do you regret it deeply?
Yes. No.
24. What word do you have difficulty spelling, even though you are obviously a genius?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Hey!
25. Does your family indulge in correct verb tense?
Aye.
26. Does it drive you out of your mind when people ask you stupid questions?
Depends on how long it goes on for.
27. What are you going to do about it?
Nothing, because I'm an honorary Minnesotan, and you won't notice my impatience.
28. I am going to issue another 28 questions within the next 28 hours. Does this cause rage or delight?
Curiosity, actually.