Well, shit.
Bitten early this morning by a small, green-tinged child while waiting for the bus.
Gangrene set in by noon.
Motor functions slowing by 3 PM.
Fine motor lost 5:30 PM.
Craving for brains reached zenith at 7:12 PM.
Devoured brains of screaming passersby at 9:01 PM. Craving still unsatisfied. Must lurch down to Plaid Pantry and see if perhaps midnight munchies requirement may be fulfilled.
By the way, did I mention we've taken over the world?
GLARRGHAHARGHGHAHGHCHOMP.
Gangrene set in by noon.
Motor functions slowing by 3 PM.
Fine motor lost 5:30 PM.
Craving for brains reached zenith at 7:12 PM.
Devoured brains of screaming passersby at 9:01 PM. Craving still unsatisfied. Must lurch down to Plaid Pantry and see if perhaps midnight munchies requirement may be fulfilled.
By the way, did I mention we've taken over the world?
GLARRGHAHARGHGHAHGHCHOMP.