Campbell: Hello, Citizens! This is Campbell Bain's Headspace, and it's a special show tonight, because last show, my dear husband decided t' point out that none of the music I'm playing is actually MUSICAL. So Flynn, hen, this entire show is dedicated t' tryin' t' find out what y' think music is. This first song is cos Flynn mentioned that all songs are either about love, or war, or both. It's no exactly an oldie, but I think it makes my point.
Campbell: That your sorta thing, Flynn? Don't worry if it isnae, we've an entire show t' get through.
Campbell: See, this is the section that I generally ask for callers-in. But I think I'll leave that t' the end a' the show. I wouldnae want t' distract from the experience. This one starts a bit quiet but it's still there, don't worry, hen. I'm no gonna go silent.
Campbell: Bit a' juxtaposition for y' there. But a' course, I have t' try everything.
Campbell: Doesnae matter if my show doesnae make any sense. That's just how much I care for you.
Campbell: Anythin' yet, Flynn? No? What about this one?
Campbell: Alright, I'll gi' you lot the heads-up. Y' can start callin' in now. Anythin' work for y' yet, hen? Anything anyone thinks I've missed?
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Campbell: This next song isnae so much a lesson on music, as it is a lesson in general for you, Flynn. From me to you. Only it's no that. Maybe another time.
Campbell: Okay, that's me, done. I suppose that's what you've been waitin' for, anyway.
[ooc: Campbell thinks he is married to Flynn Rider today. And that Hanna is their son. Haha, Hanna, your dad is EMBARRASSING. ... And usually younger than you. >.>]