#14 [Video]

[loonyandproud]

[Campbell is sitting, propped up in his bed at Oh Aces. He hasn't got a shirt on, but he's got bandages wrapped around his upper torso, so it doesn't really matter. Of course, without any sort of baggy top on, you can see just how ridiculously skinny he is, but he's not bothered.]

Hanna? I thought it'd be best t' go the direct approach wi' these

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[mghtbconcussed]

Campbell...I think you should go to the hospital. That's not good. Things could get infected and you could turn into a zombie.

[loonyandproud]

I did go! How d'you think I got these bandages, and the worms out, and stitches?! I'm no gonna turn into a zombie unless one bites me.

[mghtbconcussed]

Hey! Maybe you're playing the whole 'if I can't see it, it doesn't exist' thing!

We had zombies here last year. It wasn't fun.

[loonyandproud]

I'm not, I really did go and get fixed up.

Coooool. Did y'get shotguns too?!

[mghtbconcussed]

Okay. Good. Scolding rescinded.

Me personally, nope. Shotguns plus me are not good things. I got the cricket bat.

[loonyandproud]

Oh, that might be better, cos it doesnae make more zombies show up. Shotguns are actually pretty loud.

[mghtbconcussed]

And it's all brain smashing. Except I've never smashed brains with it. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend ate any zombies that came near the flat.

[loonyandproud]

With...you don't mean that literally, do you?! That doesnae....what?!

[mghtbconcussed]

He was a zombie at the time too. [Probably...maybe.]

Or at least crazy.

He was protecting me! From rambling, stray, hungry zombies that like little, cute, blonde girls! We're very tasty and in high demand!

[loonyandproud]

Oh. Well that makes sense, then. That must've been really cool, a zombie/zombie showdown, aye?!

[mghtbconcussed]

I guess so? I was hiding inside the flat with Resident Evil turned way up so I could pretend the slurping noises I could hear were part of the movie.

[loonyandproud]

Was....he always a zombie, your boyfriend, actually, cos....how'd that work?

[mghtbconcussed]

Nope! Usually he was sane. Sort of. Less flesh eating anyway.

[loonyandproud]

Well, that's the important bit, really. That and bits of him no falling off all over.

[mghtbconcussed]

Ewww yeah that'd be messy. And no fun if certain parts fell off.

[loonyandproud]

Eccch, and especially dependin' on where they fell off.