Jun 13, 2005 15:30
Lo once more!
The coven have had a pleasurable afternoon supping on their sticks in front of swans and children. The children were running. We threw out pink biscuits at them. Or wanted to. They smelt like pinkness.
Youthful Harlot has been shooting snaps of an East Sex personage against their willington. They got angry and refused roomage. Harlot was shunned once more, like a fox to the throne. But Lo! Forgiveness is an abstract term according to the dictionaryington. Love it.
Youthful Harlot has also lost his head somewhere. Upsetting.
Dame Lurch has seen the down below doctor, and boogied to his lush oasis. The Dame has also been congregating by the big black watering hole like a duck at night. It's a traditional, like Christmas. But wetter. Ho ho.
Meanwhile Ona has been receving second helpings from the Queen up in the metropolisiate. Ona was satisfied by his large talent. Or that's what the adverts say. Some didn't like him from behind. Ona defended him with her garden. Possessive. She has also been banging... her head against a wall of ill-repute. The jobness centrelingtonisiate is as useless as a fart in Dale Winton's hair. Greasy.
Anyways, the coven is bored of you. Bitch!
Now shut up!
Quotation of the session: "Not fried, BAKED- for lower fat!" Yum yum yum yum. Fart.
Word of the sessioninglington-Smythe: equipoise. This is very strange to the coven.