Doing Victoria and other escapeosels

Apr 15, 2005 20:20

Lo!

The coven meets for the last time before the summerings! Dame Lurch must return to the home of The Tweedy to partake of more intoxicantations, Youthful Harlot must soon go back to Bendy Spoonerings and Ona must devour moneyings!!

Of the last week, many adventurings have been had. Youthful Harlot and Dame Lurch got big head at the British. Head came all the way from Easter. They did a floor in seven minutes, but got bored! They went for fifteen with Victoria and Albert. Their feetels got tired. They also looked at genitals with children present.

On the other arm, Youthful Harlot and Ona visitated a teddy under a hat and some old men in a child factory. They were surprised with the wrinkles and the frigidity. Embarassment ensued as we saw it was empty! Lo!

The Big Queen was a waste of Ona and Youthful Harlot's time; they want their moneyings back! He didn't cut it as a fireman! The revelation was too long coming; we were fed up with his padding. Ona still wanted his impossible babies.

We are currently consuming a doctor's liquids and playing with Anne Robinson, after spending too much money on Mayfair.

We're fed up with this shit! Now shut up!!!!

Quotation of this session: "No, I won't be the one baptised in cum" It raises the roof-us!
Word of the session: "Piscivorous". The coven are these. With chips! Except Ona; she had sausage.
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