1st Remedy

[looneydoctor]

A: [Phone-Afternoon]

So I wake up in a strange room with a man I've never met before, in a house I've never lived in before, and a place I've never been to before. If somebody could tell me where I could find Princess Kaguya, I would--

[There's a pause and the sound of a dull noise off in the distance. One moment. Something is pounding on the

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[paintme_crimson]

I wouldn't answer that if I were you. [IS THAT SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND OVER HERE?]

[looneydoctor]

[ A few moments later Eirin picks up the phone again. ] Your advice has been duly noted, Fujiwara.

[paintme_crimson]

[The screaming dies down into just some angry crying.]

Welcome to Mayfield.

[looneydoctor]

This is certainly a welcome. Tell me, is the insane people with chunks of their body missing trying to break into houses normal or did I just get lucky?

[paintme_crimson]

[Mokou seems to mutter "crap" to herself as the screaming dies off. Apparently whoever was getting tortured has died.]

It's standard fare for the crap this shithole pulls, but this is the first time I personally have seen zombies.

[looneydoctor]

[ An exasperated sigh on Eirin's side. ]

You killed him already?

[paintme_crimson]

Nah, this one actually lasted a while.

No problem, though. I got a few more.

[looneydoctor]

How typical. I suppose some things never change.

[paintme_crimson]

Like you don't have some urge to take one and dissect them.

[looneydoctor]

I will admit that the idea of finding what causes the zombification is quite tempting. However my violence stems from curiosity and would not be quite as messy as yours which is brought about by wrath.

[paintme_crimson]

You say that like there's something wrong with-- [Mokou pauses, and there is a clanking sound, like metal hitting wood. More screams emerge.] --being angry all the time.

[looneydoctor]

One must not be dominated by their emotions. [ And yes that is the most smug and condecending voice you have ever heard. ]

[paintme_crimson]

That's only your view of things.

[looneydoctor]

Not only is it my view, it is the right one.

[paintme_crimson]

Don't be so arrogant, Eir~in. [Yes now that is a mock of said most condescending and smug voice.]

[looneydoctor]

You ever think that you're too arrogant yourself? [ The mockery doesn't even bother her. Troll harder. ]