Goku's relationships, version 1.5
[EDIT:] updated 12/15/05
Goku's relationships, version 1.5.
Because too many people fall under too many categories, so I have to give in and do this in an easier-to-read-and-comprehend fashion. Sigh. XD
denotates a love interest at any one point in time
denotates who he kissed under mistletoe influence and how many times; also, each one has a link leading to the incidents, in order of when they happened
Campers
[Wednesday Addams] Uh... mistletoe kiss. But she was gracious enough to agree never to speak of it again. Goku is relieved.
[Alice] She's nuts. Absolutely nuts. And he twitches just thinking about the bow she kept trying to convince Stan -- who was his master at the time -- to dress Goku in a pretty pink bow. Ow.
[Anne Shirley] She's a lot like a typical human girl from home. Goku's comfortable around her.
[Honshou Chizuru] Seems like a nice, fairly innocent girl. Ignorance is bliss.
[Ishida Uryuu] DOES. NOT. LIKE. They never really got along, and especially since Ishida got Sanzo mad at him, and because he's so intensely distrusting of Goku, Goku just cannot bring himself to like Ishida. He's rather bratty about it, too, but what can you do?
[Yamada Hanatarou] Hanatarou was there when Goku snapped out of his amnesia (yay, Gojyo!) and they had a short talk that somehow made Hanatarou very endearing to Goku. Hanatarou is another person Goku would protect fiercely.
[Bob the Angry Flower] He got cake from Bob. Yay!
[Buffy Summers] She was okay with him drinking, and tends to help him out. Goku's not sure if he views her as a friend or someone he looks up to, and he normally doesn't do both. So he just settles with thinking she's pretty cool.
[Nokoru Imonoyama] Likes penguins. Awesome.
[Alex] Okay, this is seriously WTF here. Alex talks very strangely--that was the first thing that threw Goku off. (Though because he learns quickly, Goku's been able to decipher some words in context, and he remembers just about all others Alex explains to him.) He's also very well aware Alex's mind isn't exactly... normal... and he's rather freaked out that Alex seemed to like it when gothic lolita!Goku hit on him. Even weirder, Alex had to automatically grope Goku's boobs when he was a girl after the "gothic lolita" incident. But... for some reason, Goku likes Alex. Strange, because Alex is a street fighter, not one Goku would consider a good opponent. He's also a pervert. And a jerk. But, from what Goku can see, he's blunt and honest and totally straightforward with Goku. Given Goku tends to hang out with people who try hiding things from him for one reason or another, he really likes this. Of course, he hasn't seen much of Alex's psychopathic side -- the worst was Alex cutting his hand for "bloodplay," and Goku was gothic lolita at the time -- but their friendship is rapidly getting to the point where Goku would actually be able to overlook a lot of the things.
Also, Goku's keen on learning Nadsat, now that he's starting to realize he could use the words to insult Sanzo, Gojyo, and Stan people without them understanding it. So he'll probably stick around Alex for that, if nothing else. XD;
[Bart Allen/Impulse] When Goku went crazy a second time, he's the one who put his limiter on after Dante knocked Goku unconscious. Goku actually doesn't remember that part, but he's been told it was Bart. He's grateful to him.
[Starfire] They interact every once in a while. She talks kind of like Homura, which weirds him out a little, but otherwise she's nothing like him, so Goku can relax around her.
[Kon-El/Superboy] They don't talk much, but Kon let Goku hang out in his cabin when Goku was too freaked out by what he'd done as "gothic lolita." So Kon's definitely cool.
[George] Met once. And no, George, GOKU WAS NOT NAKED. D: He thinks she's crazy. Nothing new.
[L] Has yet to meet.
[Mello] Obviously pretty nuts, but he seems harmless enough.
[Near] Has yet to meet.
[Raito] Has yet to meet.
[Raenef] Raenef is one of the people Goku liked almost immediately. He thinks it's interesting Raenef is a sort of king/lord, but is also clearly very nice. Goku taught him how to kick and punch--he doesn't think Raenef will ever be a challenge for him, but he still admires Raenef's willingness to learn.
[Lady] Met her when he went Seiten Taisei a second time, though he only vaguely remembers her weapon. They met again later when he was sane, and he accidentally touched a sore spot by asking of Dante was her father. Oops...
[Asok] Has yet to meet.
[Susan Sto Helit] Has met a couple times. She seems okay.
[Raistlin Majere] Has yet to meet.
[Da Qiao] Has yet to meet.
[Gan Ning] Makes good food--just spicy as hell.
[Huang Yue Ying] Heard of her. She supposedly cooks well.
[Ling Tong] Seems like a fun guy.
[Lu Xun] Has yet to meet.
[Sun Ce] Lent Goku his brush and ink. Seems nice.
[Xiao Qiao] Has yet to meet.
[Megan] Met her shortly before the second Seiten Taisei incident. She saved Fletcher from his youkai self, and shot him in the eye with a rubber arrow. XD; Goku dislikes her for yelling at Fletcher, but is grateful she saved him even so.
[Elgala] Has yet to meet.
[Excel] FIGHTING POWER! Excel rocks in Goku's book, and she's one of his cooler friends, he thinks. He would die to protect her, but uh. It's Excel. No such measures are necessary.
[Hyatt] Has yet to meet.
[Hiruma Youichi] Has yet to meet.
[Erk] Knows of because Erk was Stan's temporary host. Sometimes they team up against Stan, or just talk about how much he sucks.
[Kaylee Frye] She talks funny, but seems nice.
[Simon Tam] Has yet to meet.
[Hanajima Saki] Has yet to meet.
[Honda Tohru] Has yet to meet.
[Sohma Hatsuharu] Met briefly. Haru's way too mild-tempered, from what Goku's seen, but he's not a complete psycho like other campers, at least.
[Sohma Hiro] Also met briefly, for Hiro discovered the pie tree and berated Goku for being a glutton D:.
[Sohma Yuki] Has yet to meet.
[Uotani Arisa] Has yet to meet.
[Alphonse Elric] Briefly interacts with from time to time. Al's a tad too much like an adult, in Goku's opinion, but at least he's not frustrating like most adults.
[Edward Elric] They got off to a rocky start, but they seem to be on okay terms.
[Envy] God forbid, but... Goku likes Envy. They've only spoken twice, but Envy doesn't ask weird questions, and claims he doesn't care. Goku doesn't know about Envy's little hobbies, so he actually thinks he's pretty awesome.
[Fletcher Tringham] Definitely one of his closer friends. Fletcher was the first person to really know about Goku and Stan, and he's also the one who let it slip. But despite that, Goku forgave him quickly, and took to him very rapidly. He's kind of envious of Fletcher for having a big brother, but also secretly thinks of himself as a semi-big brother to Fletcher, so he's not so jealous. Fletcher's one of the few people Goku would die to protect, no questions asked.
[Russel Tringham] Fletcher's older brother. He keeps a close eye on him when he can, ready to kick his ass if he talks about leaving Fletcher under someone else's care like he did once before. Goku thinks Russel could be okay, but he's still wary of him IS TOTALLY AND UTTERLY INSANE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RUSSEL. Or so Goku wants to know. :D
[Winry Rockbell] Has yet to meet.
[Sagara Sousuke] Has yet to meet.
[Izumi Shion] Has yet to meet.
[Katou Masaru] Has yet to meet.
[Kurono Kei] Has yet to meet.
[Nishi Jouichirou] Has yet to meet.
[Athrun Zala] Has yet to meet.
[Cagalli Yula Athha] Has yet to meet.
[Dearka Elthman] Has yet to meet.
[Heine Westenfluss] Has yet to meet.
[Jona Roma Saran] Has yet to meet.
[Kira Yamato] Has yet to meet.
[Lunamaria Hawke] Met whilst under amnesia. She also liked flowers, and Goku was more than happy to make them for her.
[Meer Campbell] Has yet to meet.
[Miguel Ayman] Has yet to meet.
[Rey za Burrel] Has yet to meet.
[Rusty MacKenzie] Has yet to meet.
[Shinn Asuka] Has yet to meet.
[Tolle Koenig] Has yet to meet.
[Vino Dupre] Has yet to meet.
[Yzak Jule] BATTLE WITH THE WATERWANG. But I suck and Goku missed most of it. Eh heh...
[Quatre Raberba Winner] Pointed him to the kitchen. Hooray!
[Oscar M. Himejima] WHAT THE SHIT INSANE. But also strangely considerate? Goku doesn't know what to make of him, honestly.
[Draco Malfoy] Brief write-up is here. But actually, becaus Draco's time in camp was so short, Goku's opinion of him can be summed up quickly. Contact with love goo caused Goku to crush on Draco--obsessively. Once it wore off, he went back to normal, but simply talking to Draco (and turning into a girl, which caught Draco's interest) led him to have a small, genuine crush on him. By now he's all but forgotten this relationship, but if Draco were to ever return, he might want to do something about it. Maybe.
[Luna Lovegood] Has yet to meet.
[Tom Marvalo Riddle] He has a creepy smile. That's about it.
[Shokatsuryou Koumei] Has yet to meet.
[Miroku] Met him whilst in gothic lolita!mode. Miroku looked like Sanzo at the time, and Goku gave him some pointers on how Sanzo smelled. XD; They haven't really talked outside of that, but Goku would probably view him as a Gojyo who's easier to talk to.
[Greta] Has yet to meet.
[Murata Ken] Has yet to meet, but knows of him thanks to Ari. Will kick his ass if he hurts Ari.
[Wolfram von Bielefield] Has yet to meet.
[Shibuya Yuuri] Has yet to meet.
[Anon] Has yet to meet.
[Mori Ai] Has yet to meet.
[Rinko Jerad] Has yet to meet.
[Robert Haydn] Has yet to meet.
[Ueki Kousuke] Met briefly, as a girl (Goku, that is). No real opinion of him.
[Himura Rikuou] He's pretty cool, actually, since when he found out Goku clawed out Soushi's eye, he didn't blow up first thing. He seemed more concerned with making sure Goku was okay now and not about to do it again. Definitely a cool guy.
[Kudou Kazahaya] One of his better friends. Kazahaya may be one of the few people who suspects Goku has a thing for Sanzo, but thankfully, he keeps quiet. Goku likes him quite a bit, and appreciates how understanding he can be. He's also one of the few people who don't totally needle Goku about the Stan thing.
[Tetra] Has yet to meet.
[Otohime Mutsumi] Has yet to meet.
[Lemina Ausa] Has yet to meet.
[Aisaka Sayo] Has yet to meet.
[Evangeline A.K. McDowell] A vampire, and one of his early camp friends. She's pretty cool.
[Hasegawa Chisame] Met whilst under amnesia. She convinced Goku that because of his tiara, he was Sanzo's princess. XD;;
[Kagurazaka Asuna] Has yet to meet.
[Nagase Kaede] Has yet to meet.
[Revolver Ocelot] Has yet to meet.
[Nishizono Tetora] Has yet to meet.
[The Flea] Has donuts and seems all right, but Goku's nose is uber sensitive. He would hang out with The Flea more if he'd just take a bath.
[Okuzaki Akira] Goku didn't know you were a guy, honest! Er... awkward, there. Goku doesn't know Akira by name, and at first disliked... him? her? uh... anyway, disliked because unneeded snarkiness ensued. But then they dropped it. Hrm...
[Suzushiro Haruka] Has yet to meet.
[Aburame Shino] Met due to mistletoe. Er. Also, Shino offered to take care of the "huge roach in the fridge" problem, so Goku likes him just fine.
[Akimichi Chouji] Has yet to meet.
[Haruno Sakura] Met during amnesia. Goku made her flower hats and said she looks pretty in them. He'd like her even more if they met again, especially since she's a fighter.
Also, Gaiden!Goku (aka. child!Goku) has a crush on her. Heh.
[Hyuuga Hinata] Has yet to meet.
[Hyuuga Neji] They had a brief talk, wherein both agreed that you really can't help who you fall in love with. Goku can find no reason to dislike him.
[Rock Lee] Met whilst under amnesia. Lee almost had to explain sex, and that didn't go very well. XD;
Fought Lee during the second Seiten Taisei incident. He ended up running when Itachi showed up, but remembered fighting him. After Goku apologized, he asked Lee if they could spar sometime. And he really wants to; even if Lee may not be as strong as him, he's still obviously one of great stamina, and Goku loves that.
[Uchiha Itachi] Has yet to meet.
[Uchiha Sasuke] Has yet to meet.
[Uzumaki Naruto] Totally mauled during the second Seiten Taisei incident, and only won because he shoved a tree branch through Naruto's back and deep into the ground. D: But Naruto brushed the incident off, claiming Goku would have lost if not for the branch. Thus? Goku is so hyped for a real fight with Naruto. XD
[Yakushi Kabuto] A healer, and very nice about it. He didn't even really reprimand Goku for getting drunk. He's actually the one who most reminds him of Hakkai, and Goku feels comfortable around him. He'd call Kabuto his friend, even if the sentiment wasn't truly returned. He also respects Kabuto for his abilities and understanding.
[Yamanaka Ino] Has yet to meet.
[Rei Ayanami] Has yet to meet.
[Kaworu Nagisa] Has yet to meet.
[Ari] Sometimes insulting, but Goku actually doesn't mind it. Ari's genuinely a good person, and Goku respects his magic abilities enough. Whilst Goku was under amnesia, Ari acted as a big brother to him.
[Linda] WTF LOVE RIVAL. She thinks she's the only one for Stan, but after all the crap Goku put up with? He is not about to let her win. In short: BRING IT ON.
And also since the contest was declared over, Goku sees her as less of a threat--especially now that he and Stan reached the point they did. But the mistletoe thing still pisses him off and he wants her to back off omg.
[Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV] Y'know what? This is so complicated and these two are sometimes so downright moronic that I have to post links. An essay explaining why their relationship is and what makes it plausible is here.
Summed up with three words and one link to explain them: they are boyfriends.
[Rosalyn] One of his closer female friends. She fights, and Goku thinks that's VERY cool. She thinks whatever he and Stan do is very, very squicky and disturbing, but for some reason she doesn't condemn Goku for it. A tad strange, but she reminds him a lot of the women back at home. Goku likes Rosalyn a lot.
[Sunako] Has yet to meet.
[Bertie Wooster] Has yet to meet.
[Ash Ketchum] Finally, someone who can do insta-pie! Both can be completely retarded together, though even Goku can sometimes stop, stare, and think, "... uh, what?" when it comes to Ash. But they get along well, and Goku considers him a friend.
[James] Has yet to meet.
[Ibu Shinji] Has yet to meet.
[Inui Sadaharu]Talks a little weird, but he seems okay.
[Mizuki Hajime] Has yet to meet.
[Niou Masaharu] Has yet to meet.
[Yanagi Renji] Has yet to meet.
[Ranma Saotome] Has yet to meet.
[Ryouga Hibiki] Has yet to meet.
[Liaoyuan Huo] Has yet to meet.
[Gertrude Yorkes] Has yet to meet.
[Molly Hayes] Has yet to meet.
[Kaiou Michiru] They talked once or twice. Michiru seems like a calmer, less angsty Hakkai. Goku could easily look up to her if they interacted more.
And woes, she's gone. D:
[Mizuno Ami] One of his closer female friends. She listens to him when he has problems, and sounds like she knows what she's talking about. After all she's helped him with, Goku really values her opinion. He doesn't always like what she has to say, but he'll try to find a compromise that'll make them both at least okay with the idea. She's probably his favorite "big sister" role in the camp.
[Cho Hakkai] CANON RELATIONSHIP. Oh, Hakkai. Goku was truly so lost without you. In canon, Hakkai and Goku are probably the only two of the ikkou who never really argue. Hakkai is very maternal with Goku--like making sure he's properly dried his hair, and offering to feed him when he can. Just as Hakkai can be protective of Goku, so can Goku be protective of Hakkai--he feels free to talk about anything with Hakkai, because Hakkai never fails to treat Goku his age. In camp, through their conversations, Hakkai has been able to draw Goku to the brink of epiphanies, though Goku usually shies away from them in the end. Of course, Goku very much appreciates the efforts--he's relieved to have Hakkai around, so Gojyo and Sanzo can be less uptight, and now he has someone on his side from time to time. Their relationship is best described as, ah... very understanding big brother/adoring little brother. Like Russel and Fletcher, only Hakkai's less stupid and Goku's... not as bright. XD;
And Hakkai still cooks the best food ever, so nyah.
[Asakura Yoh] Has yet to meet.
[Otomiya Haine] Has yet to meet.
[Heather Morris] Doesn't see her much, but they did talk very briefly when Goku asked for make-up to cover his first hickey. XD;
[Seymour] Sanzo seems kinda wary of Seymour goddamn Bible thumpers D: but Goku thinks he's all right. For now.
[Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune] Briefly met her. She fell off a roof. The hell?
[Filia il Copt] Has yet to meet.
[Naga] Also briefly met her. She was on a roof in the first place. Girls are weird, and Naga only proves this to him.
[Minashiro Soushi] They met on tense terms, but that somehow degenerated into a weird semi-friendship. Goku likes Soushi a lot, and wouldn't hesitate to stick up for him if need be.
Also, during the second Seiten Taisei incident, Goku completely clawed Soushi's eye up. Soushi doesn't blame him, and in a round-about way, Goku gets the idea that Soushi and Hakkai had similar incidents with their bad eyes. He doesn't know; he's just guessing, and is too afraid he may be right to ask directly. But talking about it made him feel even closer to Soushi, and maybe just a tad more protective of him.
[Wesley Crusher] Met him as a kid (Wesley was). Thought he was fun.
[Anakin Skywalker] First "met" when Goku lost his limiter. He tore into Anakin, at best scratching him, at worst tearing off his cyberkinetic arm. Goku was wary of meeting him afterward, but when they did talk, Anakin understood. Because of that, Goku thinks he can't be bad at all. (Oh, the irony...)
[Obi-Wan Kenobi] Has yet to meet.
[Momoko Hanasaki] She cooks. And is usually more than happy to feed him. Momoko also accidentally triggered Goku so that he slipped into his thirteen-year-old mindset, totally forgetting everything that happened after Heaven.
[Tot] She's kind of creepy, but seems harmless.
[Tsukiyono Omi] Very nice guy; he let Goku vent a little, and in turn let Goku in a teensy bit on a past relationship. Goku likes him rather well.
[Elphaba Thropp] Has yet to meet.
[Toboe] He still smells like puppies, but Goku doesn't mind that. He and Toboe like agreeing that adults are weird, though their opinions on WHY they are weird are different. ^^; But they get along well.
[Calanthe] They got off on the worst foot ever. Goku and Sanzo had both drank Omi's root beer, so both were less repressed than normal--thus, Sanzo fooled around with Cal, and Goku totally flipped his shit when he found out. At first he directed his anger at Cal, because he could smell Sanzo on him. He even got physical before Sanzo more or less threatened him into backing down. He sulked for a while after that, but within the day admitted he wasn't really angry at Cal. Yet despite all this, Cal seems to have more fun humoring Goku. Cal is really not the type Goku wants to like, but he somehow finds himself reluctantly admitting Cal's really not all that bad. So there are some sore issues, but for the most part Goku is over them, and he tries to just think of Cal as another acquiantance.
[Azuma Kazuma] Has yet to meet.
[Kanmuri Shigeru] Has yet to meet.
[Seto Kaiba] Met once very briefly. Kind of sarcastic and weird. Goku thinks he's okay.
[Hiei] OH WOW he felt strong. They only conversed once, but it was a decent conversation. Goku would fight him, definitely.
[Kurama] Has yet to meet.
[Kuwabara Kazuma] Has yet to meet.
[Urameshi Yuusuke] First met when Goku was Seiten Taisei. As a result, he nearly killed Yuusuke, almost completely tearing him apart, even going so far as to crush his ribs so a bone punctured Yuusuke's lung. So, naturally, Goku freaked out when he was sane again, and avoided Yuusuke when he could. When they finally did talk, Yuusuke was quick to assure him the fight kicked ass and he's definitely up for sparring again sometime. And given there are two easy ways to win Goku over -- through food and fighting -- he almost immediately considered Yuusuke a friend. And hell yes he wants to fight him again--whilst sane. Yuusuke's probably the one person in camp who could give Goku a real fight any time, any place. So for that, Yuusuke becomes TEH WIN and Goku doesn't mind letting him know it.
And now for...
Counselors
[Ishida Ryuuken] Has yet to meet.
[Urahara Kisuke] Has yet to meet.
[Robert "Granddad" Freeman] Has yet to meet.
[Minagawa Hifumi] Has yet to meet.
[Dante] Dante's the one who withstood Seiten's worst attacks during the second incident--and hardly even cared when Goku shoved a hand through his stomach and clawed at his insides. He even knocked Goku out with seemingly no trouble at all. Put simply: Goku thinks he's awesome as all hell and is dying for some kind of match with him. The guy can put massive bullet holes in his leg without any trouble at all, and can brush of Seiten Taisei's brutality. He's the kind of opponent Goku stupidly wants to fight. Badly.
[Lu Meng] Has yet to meet.
[Il Palazzo] Mostly knows of due to Excel (who doesn't?). Has no real opinion on him.
[Malcolm Reynolds] Met him whilst an amnesiac. A very confusing adult, but at least he tries. Can't fault him for that!
[Sohma Ayame] Definitely a weirdo, but he was decent enough to make clothes for female!Goku when (s)he was in desperate need of them. But still weird. And unnerving. Oh so very much.
[Alex Louis Armstrong] First met under amnesia, but met him again afterwards. Goku's reactions were pretty much the same both times--OMG MUSCLES LIKE WHOA WHERE CAN I GET SOME GIMME GIMME GIMME YOU ROCK and such.
[Izumi Curtis] Found out she can cook, with totally caught his interest. He hopes to try her food someday.
[Jean Havoc] Has yet to meet.
[Maes Hughes] When Hughes announced Roy was looking for a volunteer, Goku suggested Gojyo. Heh. Fun times. He thinks Hughes seems like an insanely fun adult--not like most adults.
[Riza Hawkeye] Has yet to meet.
[Roy Mustang] Met him whilst he had amnesia. Roy seems like a typical, boring adult.
Met him when Hughes was asking for candidates for Roy's husband. Goku volunteered Roy, and Roy seemed irritated with him, but quickly shrugged it off when Goku admitted he mostly did it to annoy Gojyo. Roy strikes Goku as an adult who can be boring, but also seems to have his cool points. Heh.
[Gilbert Dullindal] Has yet to meet.
[Umeda Hokuto] Is probably the only guy Goku's ever admitted that he finds Sanzo (and Stan) attractive to. He also threatened to break every bone in Umeda's body (starting with the spine!) if he ever hurt Sanzo. He knows Umeda's gay, doesn't care, and knows he and Gojyo have a thing going on, even if they Gojyo won't admit it. And he finds it funny.
[Conrad Weller] Has yet to meet.
[Gwendal von Walde] Has yet to meet.
[Yozak] Has yet to meet.
[Arsène Lupin III] Met him when Lupin was a kid and Goku had amnesia. Funny little guy, and Goku got him to like flowers. Hee.
[Solid Snake] Has yet to meet.
[Tsunade] Has yet to meet.
[Count D] Helps him in taking care of Peanut Butter. Nice enough. Though after the mice incident, he's probably going to ask more questions before blindly trusting D's methods. ^^;
[Leon Kennedy] Has yet to meet.
[Genjo Sanzo] CANON RELATIONSHIP. Sanzo is, without a doubt, the most important person in Goku's life. A full, grossly in-depth analysis of their relationship -- and the romantic aspects of it -- can be found here. But for those who don't like a long read: Goku doesn't need Sanzo's approval as much as he does from other people. He's also comfortable with running his mouth off and saying stupid things--Sanzo usually either smacks him for it or, when Goku says something sensible or profound, just mildly calls Goku an idiot. Goku doesn't mind either of these, really (although, ow, that fan seriously can hurt). What really drives him nuts is that Sanzo's opinion of him is starting to mean more. He's starting to care more about what Sanzo thinks of him -- not much more, but enough -- and he's struggling with the concept that he might feel something for Sanzo. Sometimes he'll outright deny it; other times he'll quietly admit that maybe, just maybe, it's possible. But Goku also knows that, whether or not he and Sanzo "start something," he's going to be a part of Sanzo's life whether they like it or not. Sometimes that's scary, but other times? It's kind of comforting. The only thing now is that while in "gothic lolita" mode, Goku was quite... forward with Sanzo. He actually worries that maybe Sanzo knows, that other people know, and he doesn't want that. He wants Sanzo, but he's not ready. For the most part, Goku tries to act normal around him, and usually can do so easily. But sometimes things just get so uncomfortable, he has to let the matter drop and seek other preoccupations. Put simply, these two have the beginnings of tension (mostly on Goku's part) but both are too repressed to do anything about it.
And playing a bad role in that repression... when Sanzo ate Chansy's egg, he started being helpful--and ended up saying some things that completely freaked Goku out. Yes, a part of him likes it that Sanzo's worried about him hurting himself with Stan, but at the same time... Sanzo said it, didn't show, and even showing would have worried Goku. Sanzo's supposed to know that Goku can take care of himself. It also did something that Goku was definitely not ready for--it made him start to wonder if his one-sided feelings for Sanzo are really as one-sided as they seem. He's still not ready to deal with it, so he had to kick Sanzo when he was back to normal just so he'd feel better. Sanzo's smacking him in retaliation also made things seem like they were as they were before the egg deal--which Goku really, really needed at that point. The goddamn wuss.
Also, the quickest way to piss Goku off is to hurt Sanzo. He argues that Sanzo can take care of himself, but he also knows that Sanzo has shit luck in battle (how many times has he been stabbed again?). He won't tolerate anyone saying bad things about Sanzo that aren't true so if you do that, prepare to get decked.
[Sha Gojyo] CANON RELATIONSHIP. They bicker and argue almost nonstop, usually only pausing when in prelude to a fight with an outside force, or during. Though they argue -- and it gets physical -- a lot, they're actually very good friends. Goku constantly says he hates the fact Gojyo is in camp now, but in reality he's relieved--at least he doesn't have to put up with Sanzo alone! He does think Gojyo's an idiot for leaving Hakkai behind (it's a "oh God Hakkai'll kill us" feeling). In camp, their relationship has become a little... odd, since Halloween and Goku's "gothic lolita" days. Gojyo was one of the people Goku hit on (even if not as persistently as with Stan and Alex). Also, when the "gothic lolita" wore off, Goku promptly turned into a girl, thus freaking Gojyo out, thus leading to a typical fight, and thus ending with a not-so-typical Grope of Doom to Goku's boobs.
AND DAMN IT GOJYO, YOU DO TOO HAVE A THING WITH HAKKAI AND UMEDA. Goku can practically smell it on you. Stop denying it, or he'll pull more Roy incidents. >O!
In short? Goku considers Gojyo one of his best friends, and he likes to prove it by hitting him. The End.
[Xellos] .... there are no words. He's like Hakkai, only too happy, too perky, and just. Plain. Weird.
Also, the bastard removed Goku's limiter, causing the second Seiten Taisei incident. Goku hates him.
[The Tick] Has yet to meet.
[Nicholas D. Wolfwood] Kick-ass counselor. They don't interact much, but he left a good impression on Goku by encouraging him to kick ass even if he was just humoring Goku, heh.
[Schuldig] Has yet to meet.
[Yuuko Ichihara] Has yet to meet.
[Urameshi Atsuko] Yuusuke's mother. Seems fairly nice, though a little weird--but hey, all the women at home were quirky, so he just takes to her as he would any normal girl.
Goku's relationships, version 1.5.
Because too many people fall under too many categories, so I have to give in and do this in an easier-to-read-and-comprehend fashion. Sigh. XD
denotates a love interest at any one point in time
denotates who he kissed under mistletoe influence and how many times; also, each one has a link leading to the incidents, in order of when they happened
Campers
[Wednesday Addams] Uh... mistletoe kiss. But she was gracious enough to agree never to speak of it again. Goku is relieved.
[Alice] She's nuts. Absolutely nuts. And he twitches just thinking about the bow she kept trying to convince Stan -- who was his master at the time -- to dress Goku in a pretty pink bow. Ow.
[Anne Shirley] She's a lot like a typical human girl from home. Goku's comfortable around her.
[Honshou Chizuru] Seems like a nice, fairly innocent girl. Ignorance is bliss.
[Ishida Uryuu] DOES. NOT. LIKE. They never really got along, and especially since Ishida got Sanzo mad at him, and because he's so intensely distrusting of Goku, Goku just cannot bring himself to like Ishida. He's rather bratty about it, too, but what can you do?
[Yamada Hanatarou] Hanatarou was there when Goku snapped out of his amnesia (yay, Gojyo!) and they had a short talk that somehow made Hanatarou very endearing to Goku. Hanatarou is another person Goku would protect fiercely.
[Bob the Angry Flower] He got cake from Bob. Yay!
[Buffy Summers] She was okay with him drinking, and tends to help him out. Goku's not sure if he views her as a friend or someone he looks up to, and he normally doesn't do both. So he just settles with thinking she's pretty cool.
[Nokoru Imonoyama] Likes penguins. Awesome.
[Alex] Okay, this is seriously WTF here. Alex talks very strangely--that was the first thing that threw Goku off. (Though because he learns quickly, Goku's been able to decipher some words in context, and he remembers just about all others Alex explains to him.) He's also very well aware Alex's mind isn't exactly... normal... and he's rather freaked out that Alex seemed to like it when gothic lolita!Goku hit on him. Even weirder, Alex had to automatically grope Goku's boobs when he was a girl after the "gothic lolita" incident. But... for some reason, Goku likes Alex. Strange, because Alex is a street fighter, not one Goku would consider a good opponent. He's also a pervert. And a jerk. But, from what Goku can see, he's blunt and honest and totally straightforward with Goku. Given Goku tends to hang out with people who try hiding things from him for one reason or another, he really likes this. Of course, he hasn't seen much of Alex's psychopathic side -- the worst was Alex cutting his hand for "bloodplay," and Goku was gothic lolita at the time -- but their friendship is rapidly getting to the point where Goku would actually be able to overlook a lot of the things.
Also, Goku's keen on learning Nadsat, now that he's starting to realize he could use the words to insult Sanzo, Gojyo, and Stan people without them understanding it. So he'll probably stick around Alex for that, if nothing else. XD;
[Bart Allen/Impulse] When Goku went crazy a second time, he's the one who put his limiter on after Dante knocked Goku unconscious. Goku actually doesn't remember that part, but he's been told it was Bart. He's grateful to him.
[Starfire] They interact every once in a while. She talks kind of like Homura, which weirds him out a little, but otherwise she's nothing like him, so Goku can relax around her.
[Kon-El/Superboy] They don't talk much, but Kon let Goku hang out in his cabin when Goku was too freaked out by what he'd done as "gothic lolita." So Kon's definitely cool.
[George] Met once. And no, George, GOKU WAS NOT NAKED. D: He thinks she's crazy. Nothing new.
[L] Has yet to meet.
[Mello] Obviously pretty nuts, but he seems harmless enough.
[Near] Has yet to meet.
[Raito] Has yet to meet.
[Raenef] Raenef is one of the people Goku liked almost immediately. He thinks it's interesting Raenef is a sort of king/lord, but is also clearly very nice. Goku taught him how to kick and punch--he doesn't think Raenef will ever be a challenge for him, but he still admires Raenef's willingness to learn.
[Lady] Met her when he went Seiten Taisei a second time, though he only vaguely remembers her weapon. They met again later when he was sane, and he accidentally touched a sore spot by asking of Dante was her father. Oops...
[Asok] Has yet to meet.
[Susan Sto Helit] Has met a couple times. She seems okay.
[Raistlin Majere] Has yet to meet.
[Da Qiao] Has yet to meet.
[Gan Ning] Makes good food--just spicy as hell.
[Huang Yue Ying] Heard of her. She supposedly cooks well.
[Ling Tong] Seems like a fun guy.
[Lu Xun] Has yet to meet.
[Sun Ce] Lent Goku his brush and ink. Seems nice.
[Xiao Qiao] Has yet to meet.
[Megan] Met her shortly before the second Seiten Taisei incident. She saved Fletcher from his youkai self, and shot him in the eye with a rubber arrow. XD; Goku dislikes her for yelling at Fletcher, but is grateful she saved him even so.
[Elgala] Has yet to meet.
[Excel] FIGHTING POWER! Excel rocks in Goku's book, and she's one of his cooler friends, he thinks. He would die to protect her, but uh. It's Excel. No such measures are necessary.
[Hyatt] Has yet to meet.
[Hiruma Youichi] Has yet to meet.
[Erk] Knows of because Erk was Stan's temporary host. Sometimes they team up against Stan, or just talk about how much he sucks.
[Kaylee Frye] She talks funny, but seems nice.
[Simon Tam] Has yet to meet.
[Hanajima Saki] Has yet to meet.
[Honda Tohru] Has yet to meet.
[Sohma Hatsuharu] Met briefly. Haru's way too mild-tempered, from what Goku's seen, but he's not a complete psycho like other campers, at least.
[Sohma Hiro] Also met briefly, for Hiro discovered the pie tree and berated Goku for being a glutton D:.
[Sohma Yuki] Has yet to meet.
[Uotani Arisa] Has yet to meet.
[Alphonse Elric] Briefly interacts with from time to time. Al's a tad too much like an adult, in Goku's opinion, but at least he's not frustrating like most adults.
[Edward Elric] They got off to a rocky start, but they seem to be on okay terms.
[Envy] God forbid, but... Goku likes Envy. They've only spoken twice, but Envy doesn't ask weird questions, and claims he doesn't care. Goku doesn't know about Envy's little hobbies, so he actually thinks he's pretty awesome.
[Fletcher Tringham] Definitely one of his closer friends. Fletcher was the first person to really know about Goku and Stan, and he's also the one who let it slip. But despite that, Goku forgave him quickly, and took to him very rapidly. He's kind of envious of Fletcher for having a big brother, but also secretly thinks of himself as a semi-big brother to Fletcher, so he's not so jealous. Fletcher's one of the few people Goku would die to protect, no questions asked.
[Russel Tringham] Fletcher's older brother. He keeps a close eye on him when he can, ready to kick his ass if he talks about leaving Fletcher under someone else's care like he did once before. Goku thinks Russel could be okay, but he's still wary of him IS TOTALLY AND UTTERLY INSANE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RUSSEL. Or so Goku wants to know. :D
[Winry Rockbell] Has yet to meet.
[Sagara Sousuke] Has yet to meet.
[Izumi Shion] Has yet to meet.
[Katou Masaru] Has yet to meet.
[Kurono Kei] Has yet to meet.
[Nishi Jouichirou] Has yet to meet.
[Athrun Zala] Has yet to meet.
[Cagalli Yula Athha] Has yet to meet.
[Dearka Elthman] Has yet to meet.
[Heine Westenfluss] Has yet to meet.
[Jona Roma Saran] Has yet to meet.
[Kira Yamato] Has yet to meet.
[Lunamaria Hawke] Met whilst under amnesia. She also liked flowers, and Goku was more than happy to make them for her.
[Meer Campbell] Has yet to meet.
[Miguel Ayman] Has yet to meet.
[Rey za Burrel] Has yet to meet.
[Rusty MacKenzie] Has yet to meet.
[Shinn Asuka] Has yet to meet.
[Tolle Koenig] Has yet to meet.
[Vino Dupre] Has yet to meet.
[Yzak Jule] BATTLE WITH THE WATERWANG. But I suck and Goku missed most of it. Eh heh...
[Quatre Raberba Winner] Pointed him to the kitchen. Hooray!
[Oscar M. Himejima] WHAT THE SHIT INSANE. But also strangely considerate? Goku doesn't know what to make of him, honestly.
[Draco Malfoy] Brief write-up is here. But actually, becaus Draco's time in camp was so short, Goku's opinion of him can be summed up quickly. Contact with love goo caused Goku to crush on Draco--obsessively. Once it wore off, he went back to normal, but simply talking to Draco (and turning into a girl, which caught Draco's interest) led him to have a small, genuine crush on him. By now he's all but forgotten this relationship, but if Draco were to ever return, he might want to do something about it. Maybe.
[Luna Lovegood] Has yet to meet.
[Tom Marvalo Riddle] He has a creepy smile. That's about it.
[Shokatsuryou Koumei] Has yet to meet.
[Miroku] Met him whilst in gothic lolita!mode. Miroku looked like Sanzo at the time, and Goku gave him some pointers on how Sanzo smelled. XD; They haven't really talked outside of that, but Goku would probably view him as a Gojyo who's easier to talk to.
[Greta] Has yet to meet.
[Murata Ken] Has yet to meet, but knows of him thanks to Ari. Will kick his ass if he hurts Ari.
[Wolfram von Bielefield] Has yet to meet.
[Shibuya Yuuri] Has yet to meet.
[Anon] Has yet to meet.
[Mori Ai] Has yet to meet.
[Rinko Jerad] Has yet to meet.
[Robert Haydn] Has yet to meet.
[Ueki Kousuke] Met briefly, as a girl (Goku, that is). No real opinion of him.
[Himura Rikuou] He's pretty cool, actually, since when he found out Goku clawed out Soushi's eye, he didn't blow up first thing. He seemed more concerned with making sure Goku was okay now and not about to do it again. Definitely a cool guy.
[Kudou Kazahaya] One of his better friends. Kazahaya may be one of the few people who suspects Goku has a thing for Sanzo, but thankfully, he keeps quiet. Goku likes him quite a bit, and appreciates how understanding he can be. He's also one of the few people who don't totally needle Goku about the Stan thing.
[Tetra] Has yet to meet.
[Otohime Mutsumi] Has yet to meet.
[Lemina Ausa] Has yet to meet.
[Aisaka Sayo] Has yet to meet.
[Evangeline A.K. McDowell] A vampire, and one of his early camp friends. She's pretty cool.
[Hasegawa Chisame] Met whilst under amnesia. She convinced Goku that because of his tiara, he was Sanzo's princess. XD;;
[Kagurazaka Asuna] Has yet to meet.
[Nagase Kaede] Has yet to meet.
[Revolver Ocelot] Has yet to meet.
[Nishizono Tetora] Has yet to meet.
[The Flea] Has donuts and seems all right, but Goku's nose is uber sensitive. He would hang out with The Flea more if he'd just take a bath.
[Okuzaki Akira] Goku didn't know you were a guy, honest! Er... awkward, there. Goku doesn't know Akira by name, and at first disliked... him? her? uh... anyway, disliked because unneeded snarkiness ensued. But then they dropped it. Hrm...
[Suzushiro Haruka] Has yet to meet.
[Aburame Shino] Met due to mistletoe. Er. Also, Shino offered to take care of the "huge roach in the fridge" problem, so Goku likes him just fine.
[Akimichi Chouji] Has yet to meet.
[Haruno Sakura] Met during amnesia. Goku made her flower hats and said she looks pretty in them. He'd like her even more if they met again, especially since she's a fighter.
Also, Gaiden!Goku (aka. child!Goku) has a crush on her. Heh.
[Hyuuga Hinata] Has yet to meet.
[Hyuuga Neji] They had a brief talk, wherein both agreed that you really can't help who you fall in love with. Goku can find no reason to dislike him.
[Rock Lee] Met whilst under amnesia. Lee almost had to explain sex, and that didn't go very well. XD;
Fought Lee during the second Seiten Taisei incident. He ended up running when Itachi showed up, but remembered fighting him. After Goku apologized, he asked Lee if they could spar sometime. And he really wants to; even if Lee may not be as strong as him, he's still obviously one of great stamina, and Goku loves that.
[Uchiha Itachi] Has yet to meet.
[Uchiha Sasuke] Has yet to meet.
[Uzumaki Naruto] Totally mauled during the second Seiten Taisei incident, and only won because he shoved a tree branch through Naruto's back and deep into the ground. D: But Naruto brushed the incident off, claiming Goku would have lost if not for the branch. Thus? Goku is so hyped for a real fight with Naruto. XD
[Yakushi Kabuto] A healer, and very nice about it. He didn't even really reprimand Goku for getting drunk. He's actually the one who most reminds him of Hakkai, and Goku feels comfortable around him. He'd call Kabuto his friend, even if the sentiment wasn't truly returned. He also respects Kabuto for his abilities and understanding.
[Yamanaka Ino] Has yet to meet.
[Rei Ayanami] Has yet to meet.
[Kaworu Nagisa] Has yet to meet.
[Ari] Sometimes insulting, but Goku actually doesn't mind it. Ari's genuinely a good person, and Goku respects his magic abilities enough. Whilst Goku was under amnesia, Ari acted as a big brother to him.
[Linda] WTF LOVE RIVAL. She thinks she's the only one for Stan, but after all the crap Goku put up with? He is not about to let her win. In short: BRING IT ON.
And also since the contest was declared over, Goku sees her as less of a threat--especially now that he and Stan reached the point they did. But the mistletoe thing still pisses him off and he wants her to back off omg.
[Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV] Y'know what? This is so complicated and these two are sometimes so downright moronic that I have to post links. An essay explaining why their relationship is and what makes it plausible is here.
Summed up with three words and one link to explain them: they are boyfriends.
[Rosalyn] One of his closer female friends. She fights, and Goku thinks that's VERY cool. She thinks whatever he and Stan do is very, very squicky and disturbing, but for some reason she doesn't condemn Goku for it. A tad strange, but she reminds him a lot of the women back at home. Goku likes Rosalyn a lot.
[Sunako] Has yet to meet.
[Bertie Wooster] Has yet to meet.
[Ash Ketchum] Finally, someone who can do insta-pie! Both can be completely retarded together, though even Goku can sometimes stop, stare, and think, "... uh, what?" when it comes to Ash. But they get along well, and Goku considers him a friend.
[James] Has yet to meet.
[Ibu Shinji] Has yet to meet.
[Inui Sadaharu]Talks a little weird, but he seems okay.
[Mizuki Hajime] Has yet to meet.
[Niou Masaharu] Has yet to meet.
[Yanagi Renji] Has yet to meet.
[Ranma Saotome] Has yet to meet.
[Ryouga Hibiki] Has yet to meet.
[Liaoyuan Huo] Has yet to meet.
[Gertrude Yorkes] Has yet to meet.
[Molly Hayes] Has yet to meet.
[Kaiou Michiru] They talked once or twice. Michiru seems like a calmer, less angsty Hakkai. Goku could easily look up to her if they interacted more.
And woes, she's gone. D:
[Mizuno Ami] One of his closer female friends. She listens to him when he has problems, and sounds like she knows what she's talking about. After all she's helped him with, Goku really values her opinion. He doesn't always like what she has to say, but he'll try to find a compromise that'll make them both at least okay with the idea. She's probably his favorite "big sister" role in the camp.
[Cho Hakkai] CANON RELATIONSHIP. Oh, Hakkai. Goku was truly so lost without you. In canon, Hakkai and Goku are probably the only two of the ikkou who never really argue. Hakkai is very maternal with Goku--like making sure he's properly dried his hair, and offering to feed him when he can. Just as Hakkai can be protective of Goku, so can Goku be protective of Hakkai--he feels free to talk about anything with Hakkai, because Hakkai never fails to treat Goku his age. In camp, through their conversations, Hakkai has been able to draw Goku to the brink of epiphanies, though Goku usually shies away from them in the end. Of course, Goku very much appreciates the efforts--he's relieved to have Hakkai around, so Gojyo and Sanzo can be less uptight, and now he has someone on his side from time to time. Their relationship is best described as, ah... very understanding big brother/adoring little brother. Like Russel and Fletcher, only Hakkai's less stupid and Goku's... not as bright. XD;
And Hakkai still cooks the best food ever, so nyah.
[Asakura Yoh] Has yet to meet.
[Otomiya Haine] Has yet to meet.
[Heather Morris] Doesn't see her much, but they did talk very briefly when Goku asked for make-up to cover his first hickey. XD;
[Seymour] Sanzo seems kinda wary of Seymour goddamn Bible thumpers D: but Goku thinks he's all right. For now.
[Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune] Briefly met her. She fell off a roof. The hell?
[Filia il Copt] Has yet to meet.
[Naga] Also briefly met her. She was on a roof in the first place. Girls are weird, and Naga only proves this to him.
[Minashiro Soushi] They met on tense terms, but that somehow degenerated into a weird semi-friendship. Goku likes Soushi a lot, and wouldn't hesitate to stick up for him if need be.
Also, during the second Seiten Taisei incident, Goku completely clawed Soushi's eye up. Soushi doesn't blame him, and in a round-about way, Goku gets the idea that Soushi and Hakkai had similar incidents with their bad eyes. He doesn't know; he's just guessing, and is too afraid he may be right to ask directly. But talking about it made him feel even closer to Soushi, and maybe just a tad more protective of him.
[Wesley Crusher] Met him as a kid (Wesley was). Thought he was fun.
[Anakin Skywalker] First "met" when Goku lost his limiter. He tore into Anakin, at best scratching him, at worst tearing off his cyberkinetic arm. Goku was wary of meeting him afterward, but when they did talk, Anakin understood. Because of that, Goku thinks he can't be bad at all. (Oh, the irony...)
[Obi-Wan Kenobi] Has yet to meet.
[Momoko Hanasaki] She cooks. And is usually more than happy to feed him. Momoko also accidentally triggered Goku so that he slipped into his thirteen-year-old mindset, totally forgetting everything that happened after Heaven.
[Tot] She's kind of creepy, but seems harmless.
[Tsukiyono Omi] Very nice guy; he let Goku vent a little, and in turn let Goku in a teensy bit on a past relationship. Goku likes him rather well.
[Elphaba Thropp] Has yet to meet.
[Toboe] He still smells like puppies, but Goku doesn't mind that. He and Toboe like agreeing that adults are weird, though their opinions on WHY they are weird are different. ^^; But they get along well.
[Calanthe] They got off on the worst foot ever. Goku and Sanzo had both drank Omi's root beer, so both were less repressed than normal--thus, Sanzo fooled around with Cal, and Goku totally flipped his shit when he found out. At first he directed his anger at Cal, because he could smell Sanzo on him. He even got physical before Sanzo more or less threatened him into backing down. He sulked for a while after that, but within the day admitted he wasn't really angry at Cal. Yet despite all this, Cal seems to have more fun humoring Goku. Cal is really not the type Goku wants to like, but he somehow finds himself reluctantly admitting Cal's really not all that bad. So there are some sore issues, but for the most part Goku is over them, and he tries to just think of Cal as another acquiantance.
[Azuma Kazuma] Has yet to meet.
[Kanmuri Shigeru] Has yet to meet.
[Seto Kaiba] Met once very briefly. Kind of sarcastic and weird. Goku thinks he's okay.
[Hiei] OH WOW he felt strong. They only conversed once, but it was a decent conversation. Goku would fight him, definitely.
[Kurama] Has yet to meet.
[Kuwabara Kazuma] Has yet to meet.
[Urameshi Yuusuke] First met when Goku was Seiten Taisei. As a result, he nearly killed Yuusuke, almost completely tearing him apart, even going so far as to crush his ribs so a bone punctured Yuusuke's lung. So, naturally, Goku freaked out when he was sane again, and avoided Yuusuke when he could. When they finally did talk, Yuusuke was quick to assure him the fight kicked ass and he's definitely up for sparring again sometime. And given there are two easy ways to win Goku over -- through food and fighting -- he almost immediately considered Yuusuke a friend. And hell yes he wants to fight him again--whilst sane. Yuusuke's probably the one person in camp who could give Goku a real fight any time, any place. So for that, Yuusuke becomes TEH WIN and Goku doesn't mind letting him know it.
And now for...
Counselors
[Ishida Ryuuken] Has yet to meet.
[Urahara Kisuke] Has yet to meet.
[Robert "Granddad" Freeman] Has yet to meet.
[Minagawa Hifumi] Has yet to meet.
[Dante] Dante's the one who withstood Seiten's worst attacks during the second incident--and hardly even cared when Goku shoved a hand through his stomach and clawed at his insides. He even knocked Goku out with seemingly no trouble at all. Put simply: Goku thinks he's awesome as all hell and is dying for some kind of match with him. The guy can put massive bullet holes in his leg without any trouble at all, and can brush of Seiten Taisei's brutality. He's the kind of opponent Goku stupidly wants to fight. Badly.
[Lu Meng] Has yet to meet.
[Il Palazzo] Mostly knows of due to Excel (who doesn't?). Has no real opinion on him.
[Malcolm Reynolds] Met him whilst an amnesiac. A very confusing adult, but at least he tries. Can't fault him for that!
[Sohma Ayame] Definitely a weirdo, but he was decent enough to make clothes for female!Goku when (s)he was in desperate need of them. But still weird. And unnerving. Oh so very much.
[Alex Louis Armstrong] First met under amnesia, but met him again afterwards. Goku's reactions were pretty much the same both times--OMG MUSCLES LIKE WHOA WHERE CAN I GET SOME GIMME GIMME GIMME YOU ROCK and such.
[Izumi Curtis] Found out she can cook, with totally caught his interest. He hopes to try her food someday.
[Jean Havoc] Has yet to meet.
[Maes Hughes] When Hughes announced Roy was looking for a volunteer, Goku suggested Gojyo. Heh. Fun times. He thinks Hughes seems like an insanely fun adult--not like most adults.
[Riza Hawkeye] Has yet to meet.
[Roy Mustang] Met him whilst he had amnesia. Roy seems like a typical, boring adult.
Met him when Hughes was asking for candidates for Roy's husband. Goku volunteered Roy, and Roy seemed irritated with him, but quickly shrugged it off when Goku admitted he mostly did it to annoy Gojyo. Roy strikes Goku as an adult who can be boring, but also seems to have his cool points. Heh.
[Gilbert Dullindal] Has yet to meet.
[Umeda Hokuto] Is probably the only guy Goku's ever admitted that he finds Sanzo (and Stan) attractive to. He also threatened to break every bone in Umeda's body (starting with the spine!) if he ever hurt Sanzo. He knows Umeda's gay, doesn't care, and knows he and Gojyo have a thing going on, even if they Gojyo won't admit it. And he finds it funny.
[Conrad Weller] Has yet to meet.
[Gwendal von Walde] Has yet to meet.
[Yozak] Has yet to meet.
[Arsène Lupin III] Met him when Lupin was a kid and Goku had amnesia. Funny little guy, and Goku got him to like flowers. Hee.
[Solid Snake] Has yet to meet.
[Tsunade] Has yet to meet.
[Count D] Helps him in taking care of Peanut Butter. Nice enough. Though after the mice incident, he's probably going to ask more questions before blindly trusting D's methods. ^^;
[Leon Kennedy] Has yet to meet.
[Genjo Sanzo] CANON RELATIONSHIP. Sanzo is, without a doubt, the most important person in Goku's life. A full, grossly in-depth analysis of their relationship -- and the romantic aspects of it -- can be found here. But for those who don't like a long read: Goku doesn't need Sanzo's approval as much as he does from other people. He's also comfortable with running his mouth off and saying stupid things--Sanzo usually either smacks him for it or, when Goku says something sensible or profound, just mildly calls Goku an idiot. Goku doesn't mind either of these, really (although, ow, that fan seriously can hurt). What really drives him nuts is that Sanzo's opinion of him is starting to mean more. He's starting to care more about what Sanzo thinks of him -- not much more, but enough -- and he's struggling with the concept that he might feel something for Sanzo. Sometimes he'll outright deny it; other times he'll quietly admit that maybe, just maybe, it's possible. But Goku also knows that, whether or not he and Sanzo "start something," he's going to be a part of Sanzo's life whether they like it or not. Sometimes that's scary, but other times? It's kind of comforting. The only thing now is that while in "gothic lolita" mode, Goku was quite... forward with Sanzo. He actually worries that maybe Sanzo knows, that other people know, and he doesn't want that. He wants Sanzo, but he's not ready. For the most part, Goku tries to act normal around him, and usually can do so easily. But sometimes things just get so uncomfortable, he has to let the matter drop and seek other preoccupations. Put simply, these two have the beginnings of tension (mostly on Goku's part) but both are too repressed to do anything about it.
And playing a bad role in that repression... when Sanzo ate Chansy's egg, he started being helpful--and ended up saying some things that completely freaked Goku out. Yes, a part of him likes it that Sanzo's worried about him hurting himself with Stan, but at the same time... Sanzo said it, didn't show, and even showing would have worried Goku. Sanzo's supposed to know that Goku can take care of himself. It also did something that Goku was definitely not ready for--it made him start to wonder if his one-sided feelings for Sanzo are really as one-sided as they seem. He's still not ready to deal with it, so he had to kick Sanzo when he was back to normal just so he'd feel better. Sanzo's smacking him in retaliation also made things seem like they were as they were before the egg deal--which Goku really, really needed at that point. The goddamn wuss.
Also, the quickest way to piss Goku off is to hurt Sanzo. He argues that Sanzo can take care of himself, but he also knows that Sanzo has shit luck in battle (how many times has he been stabbed again?). He won't tolerate anyone saying bad things about Sanzo that aren't true so if you do that, prepare to get decked.
[Sha Gojyo] CANON RELATIONSHIP. They bicker and argue almost nonstop, usually only pausing when in prelude to a fight with an outside force, or during. Though they argue -- and it gets physical -- a lot, they're actually very good friends. Goku constantly says he hates the fact Gojyo is in camp now, but in reality he's relieved--at least he doesn't have to put up with Sanzo alone! He does think Gojyo's an idiot for leaving Hakkai behind (it's a "oh God Hakkai'll kill us" feeling). In camp, their relationship has become a little... odd, since Halloween and Goku's "gothic lolita" days. Gojyo was one of the people Goku hit on (even if not as persistently as with Stan and Alex). Also, when the "gothic lolita" wore off, Goku promptly turned into a girl, thus freaking Gojyo out, thus leading to a typical fight, and thus ending with a not-so-typical Grope of Doom to Goku's boobs.
AND DAMN IT GOJYO, YOU DO TOO HAVE A THING WITH HAKKAI AND UMEDA. Goku can practically smell it on you. Stop denying it, or he'll pull more Roy incidents. >O!
In short? Goku considers Gojyo one of his best friends, and he likes to prove it by hitting him. The End.
[Xellos] .... there are no words. He's like Hakkai, only too happy, too perky, and just. Plain. Weird.
Also, the bastard removed Goku's limiter, causing the second Seiten Taisei incident. Goku hates him.
[The Tick] Has yet to meet.
[Nicholas D. Wolfwood] Kick-ass counselor. They don't interact much, but he left a good impression on Goku by encouraging him to kick ass even if he was just humoring Goku, heh.
[Schuldig] Has yet to meet.
[Yuuko Ichihara] Has yet to meet.
[Urameshi Atsuko] Yuusuke's mother. Seems fairly nice, though a little weird--but hey, all the women at home were quirky, so he just takes to her as he would any normal girl.