ohmyfuckinggod

[looksgoodinred]

LooksGoodNRed4U: my ovaries hurt
sirkLS1: wow
sirkLS1: ive never had a girl tell me her ovaries hurt that i wasnt having sex with at the time
sirkLS1: thats kind've like
sirkLS1: my ass bleeds when i shit kasha
sirkLS1: what should i do about it
LooksGoodNRed4U: i have cramps
LooksGoodNRed4U: that's what i'm sayin
sirkLS1: thats what you get for bleeding for seven days and not dieing
sirkLS1: maybe you should get the hint and end yourself
LooksGoodNRed4U: thanx kris
sirkLS1: just tryin to do the world a favor
LooksGoodNRed4U: thanx kris
LooksGoodNRed4U: i'm gonna kill myself now
sirkLS1: just make sure your naked and in an awkward position when they find you
sirkLS1: or make sure theres porn on the floor, or nearby at least
sirkLS1: maybe some lube
sirkLS1: couple dildos
sirkLS1: like a really big black one
sirkLS1: im talking a fucking python ehre
sirkLS1: like 14 inches long, 4 inches wide
sirkLS1: with big veins
sirkLS1: preferably lubed
sirkLS1: now that would be a way to go
sirkLS1: you just dont know what to say to some shit like that do ya, lol