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[lookscomefirst]

Neville we need to talk about you becomming Harry's new best friend.

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[potter_mouth]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE BUT CAN'T YOU GET A CLUE? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? WHY IS IT THAT YOU ARE SO STUCK ON WHAT I SAY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REALISE WHAT IT IS THAT I'M DOING? IT'S NOT WHAT PEOPLE SAY, PARVATI, IT'S WHAT THEY DO, AND MAYBE ONE DAY YOU AND COLIN AND EVERYBODY WILL FIGURE THAT OUT AND YOU'LL GET IT. BUT IN THE MEAN TIME, DON'T INSULT NEVILLE'S BRAVERY AND INTELLIGENCE AND COURAGE AND LOYALTY BY RAGGING ON HIM FOR WANTING TO BE MY FRIEND--YES, HARRY POTTER, ME, THE JERK, WHO HAS KNOWN HIM SINCE THE DAY WE GOT TO HOGWARTS AND WHO HAS BEEN HIS FRIEND FOR JUST AS LONG--AND BY TELLING HIM NOT TO DO SOMETHING THAT HE HAS CLEARLY SHOWN HE HAS THE APTITUDE TO DO BEFORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT GET A CLUE. IT IS NOT THAT YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE NEVILLE BUT THAT YOU ACT LIKE YOU LOVE NEVILLE THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE. PEOPLE CAN SAY ANYTHING. LIKE RIGHT NOW, IF YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T BEING A BIG GIANT HOOKER ABOUT ALL THIS...THAT WOULDN'T BE TRUE, YOU'D JUST BE SAYING IT, AND IT WOULD PROVE MY

[lookscomefirst]

Yes like people can say that they're looking for friendship when really they just want personal assistance.

[waitingfortom]

Harry's powerful, but he can't save the world alone. He needs assistance-- not really personal assistance but worldly assistance or something because we're in this for the cause, you know? Being a best friend is very important and involves a lot of responsibility. Neville's ready for it. We need him.

[lookscomefirst]

I said fine.

[waitingfortom]

Just making sure you understand.

Look, you know I'm not happy with you, but if we ever need Neville here for awhile, we really do have plenty of room for extra guests. If you and I can handle not getting into screaming matches, maybe Colin would also be all right with letting you come along to be with your "husband."

You could read our tarot before world-saving or something.

[lookscomefirst]

At the moment the hanged man keeps showing up which means that we are in a phase before movement or transistion, nothing will happen for awhile.

[waitingfortom]

Uh. The Hanged Man is the local pub. That's probably what it means.

[potter_mouth]

ER, NEVER GO THERE. IT IS SMELLY. ESPECIALLY DON'T TALK TO ANY OF THE VILLAGERS. THEY, TOO, ARE SMELLY.

[waitingfortom]

They are not! Well, maybe the harlot, but not the rest of them. And we don't exactly have any other options, that's the only one in town, so we'll take what we can get.

[paparazzi_colin]

She doesn't smell!

[potter_mouth]

ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST DON'T ASK THEM ANYTHING.

[waitingfortom]

What's the matter with asking them anything? It'd be rude not to ask how they're doing!

[potter_mouth]

FINE PARVATI. YOU'LL NEVER GET IT. CLEARLY YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF AN OPINIONATED STUPID BITCH TO CONSIDER THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

IT'S FUNNY BUT I THINK IN THIS ONE PAGE YOU'VE OFFENDED ME MORE THAN I COULD EVER OFFEND YOU AND YET I DON'T SIT HERE TELLING NEVILLE NOT TO LOVE YOU, DO I? SO YOU MAY THINK I'M A BAD PERSON BUT I GUESS WE'LL FIGURE OUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE WHO THE BIGGER PERSON REALLY IS.

DON'T PRESUME TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT NEVILLE.

[herbology_dork]

Harry, she's my wife. at least be civil if you can't be nice.

[lookscomefirst]

It's fine Neville, I wouldn't expect him to treat me any different then anyone else.

[potter_mouth]

I'LL BE CIVIL IF SHE STOPS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.