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[lookjustlike]

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[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down!  Come back here and--what are you eating?  [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god,

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[setshimup]

3.2.

What kind of babysitting tips, dear?

[lookjustlike]

Huh?

I don't even know. Like how do I keep Tommy from destroying the apartment? Not that that isn't usually a concern, but still.

[setshimup]

Out of 10.

How old is Tommy?

[lookjustlike]

Never mind.

Today? About four or five as far as I can tell. Same for his twin.

[setshimup]

Do they color?

[lookjustlike]

Billy probably would, I don't know about Tommy. He's still not exactly the sitting-still type. I also doubt we have crayons.

[setshimup]

Turn on the TV.

[lookjustlike]

Good plan. I like this plan.

[setshimup]

Children love television. It gives them something to focus on.

[lookjustlike]

So far my other tactics are not giving them soda and convincing them I'm not a kidnapper.

[setshimup]

First, of all, calling them tactics? Are you a babysitter or are you on Alias? Second of all, park them in front of the television and why aren't you giving them soda?

[lookjustlike]

Because I'm trying to calm them down not make them go crazy?