☆Third Wish ☆ - [Voice]

Dec 01, 2011 09:49

[Wow. Okay, so...having a broken leg seriously, really sucks. Hard. Norma's laying in bed at the battle dome clinic, her leg wrapped in a jolly 'ol cast. She's stiff, she's sore, and good lord is she bored out of her very mind! There is nothing to do here! She can't just sit around here for - what did the doctors say? - three weeks and be expected to do nothing! Sure, the bed was comfortable, and the staff brought her pretty much whatever she asked for, but...aaagh! It was so boring! She needed to get up, go out, explore! Do things! Fun things.

So, Norma reaches for her journal that was laying on a nearby nightstand, snatches it up, and makes an announcement, giving a small wave to the journal and a big, bright smile. Anyone looking closely, and with an eye for detail, may note the change in environments behind her. That is definitely not Norma's room...given by the beeping monitors and sounds filtering through the audio.]

Yo! Gooood morning everyone! Treasure hunter extraordinaire, Norma Beatty here with a very important question for you all! You know that whacky experiment we just had, right? With those, uh...horror-scopes? Yeah, that one. Well, my question is this, so listen up real good!

[And here her voice and expression changes, to one of gloom and doom. Norma Beatty is a very unhappy camper right now.]



How many of you all got "eaten by coyotes"? Or had your singing voices insulted by the Malno-nos?! Or, got you leg broken by those flea-bitten, mangy, slobbering, sons of--!

[Norma stops herself, clears her throat, and forces a very poisonous smile back onto her face. Right, calm. She is calm, she is happy, she is going to kick the hell out of something when her leg is fixed up. ...In three weeks. ROAR.

She expects flowers. And stuffed animals. And candy.

DO NOT DISAPPOINT.]

Anyway, that was my question, and now for my announcement! ...Well, it's not really an announcement, I guess, but more a performance! Since those stupid Malno-nos think I can't sing worth my weight in gald, I'm going to show them otherwise! So you all gotta shut up and watch, or listen...whatever, because I don't do this often, okay? Three, two, one....action!

[And Norma begins singing. Like, really singing. She doesn't actually try to sing well very often indeed, so this is a very rare "performance"she's putting on. Norma usually sings tunes about herself for fun, but right now she has a point to prove! Stupid Malno-nos think she can't sing, huh?! Well, she'll show them a thing or two! And when she's done, she'll hold up the "victory" sign, winking.]

Not bad, huh?

i can so sing, norma hates sitting around, needs attention gimmegimme, time to show off a little!, coyotes can suck my, stupid malno-nos

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