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Love My Lips
Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr.
Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest
fears ..."
Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed
a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd
be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be
so sad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips said
"adios, I don't like you I think you're
gross," that'd be too bad, I might get
mad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get
mad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to
Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth, that'd
be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you'd call your
Dad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father?
Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if
your lips left you ..."
Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I
might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too
bad."
Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Why?"
Larry: "Because I love my lips."
[Scatting]
Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious
than I thought. Larry, tell me, what do you see
here?"
Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip!"
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip
lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip
lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip
lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."
Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your
childhood."
Larry: "When I was just two years old I left
my lips out in the cold and they turned blue.
What could I do?"
Archibald: "They turned blue, what could you
do?"
Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day I got
my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She
had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it
felt weird?"
Larry: "She had a beard. Ten days after I
turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My
friends all laughed. And I just stood there
until the fire department came and broke the
lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the
next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named
Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip
- and we couldn't even talk to each other until
the fifth week because both our lips were so
swollen, and when he did start speaking he just
spoke Polish and I only knew like three words
in Polish except now I know four because Oscar
taught me the word for lip: Usta!"
Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta?
How do you spell that?"
Larry: "I don't know."
Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when
you were young ..."
Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She
had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all
laughed ... Usta!"
Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting]
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with
Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say
..."
Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about
my nose?"
Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"
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