Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I broke
jimithingr's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I turned
deedubs in for farting in church (3 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I pulled over and changed
waltzwithmurder's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (734 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
lookdownhere