NO!
Felix is depressed. He floats around in corner. He doesn't like his food. He hates me! It makes me sad. Surely this is better than PetSmart!
MAKE HIM LOVE ME.
In other news I am eating spaghettios with a plastic knife.
I'm so sore I may in fact be needed to be taken around Oakland on a stretcher tomorrow. So I'm looking for volunteers.
I keep adding to this. I just want to say that I hope, if in 10 years, I am sitting alone in my favorite trendy vintage dress and retro haircut, in a diner suffering the effects of a large order of chili cheese fries, that some attractive man tries and succeeds in picking me up with a bottle of Pepcid AC. That's true romance.
Also my iPod is all scratched up already. I haven't done anything unusually hard on it. So this bothers me.
MAKE HIM LOVE ME.
In other news I am eating spaghettios with a plastic knife.
I'm so sore I may in fact be needed to be taken around Oakland on a stretcher tomorrow. So I'm looking for volunteers.
I keep adding to this. I just want to say that I hope, if in 10 years, I am sitting alone in my favorite trendy vintage dress and retro haircut, in a diner suffering the effects of a large order of chili cheese fries, that some attractive man tries and succeeds in picking me up with a bottle of Pepcid AC. That's true romance.
Also my iPod is all scratched up already. I haven't done anything unusually hard on it. So this bothers me.