Oh the Irony
Thanks to the guy who draws these things for providing this moment of sheer mindblowing paradoxical irony. I'm not entirely sure paradoxical is a word. But I like it, so I'm sticking with it. Actually I'm not even sure there is anything paradoxical about this situation. Just ironic. But I like making up words so any scrutinizers of my verbosity can just get over it.
While I have your attention, I would like to warn America of the dangers of dependence on the Internet and TV. And I'd like to formally state that driving anything that gets under 10 miles per gallon is probably a bad idea. That's right, I went there. Sure, some people can't really help it, but you can't say I didn't warn you.
I would like to conclude by saying that I've had relatively little idea as to where I am or what I'm saying for about 3 days now. I apologize for anything retarted I may have said or done as a consequence.
Farewell.