fucking crazy family
Ive not been around these parts for a while but I do peek in now and again to see what's going on with my contacts and chums.
I have quite a weird family and one half sister in particular who drives me crazy, lives in Israel (thank goodness she isnt in the UK) and sends me bizzare and annoying long winded emails. One has just arrived and in order for me to off load it somewhere and get my angry feelings out, Ive decided to bung it on here. She is such a pain in the arse that I couldnt begin to explain why or what goes on and has gone on; just believe me that this email is teeny tiny compared to the usual long winding garbage she usually sends my way. (I dont think that computers in Israel can have full stops....)
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p.s., Dylan! - sorry about this too, but I just remembered that I should've added or "said", just now, that I would've sent you a copy of your e-card, if you don't have a printer yourself, that is? - but it just so happens that, since we don't have a cartridge ourselves, for our colour printer, anyway - that'd be pointless or there simply wouldn't be any point at present; however (or "howsomever", as your late, dear Grandma Renee would've said!), if you so wish, I can send Mum a copy & perhaps she could print one for you, as she does (still) have a printer, doesn't she?...but do let me know anyway, if you should need this, alright? Actually, I'm sending a copy of this to her too, anyway, see above! Thanks...& 'bye for now &, again, love (&, please note: to you too, Lou/lulu-love!)! Vikki.xxx
----- Original Message -----
From: (ONE FUCKING CRAZY SISTER)
To: (MY SON)
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:59 AM
Subject: happy birthday greetings!
Dear Dylan/(soon-to-be) Birthday Boy! - if you'll excuse the expression, of course!?...hoping this finds you (& Mum, Liz & all there) fit and well; I just wanted to "touch base" & also, please forgive my having just sent you (or rather, American Greetings!*) inadvertently too soon, your "b-day" e-card, though I'd obviously planned for it to arrive next weekend for the actual birthday, the "makers"*, so to speak - as you'll see, apparently not having a list of dates to offer, for the sender to choose from, actually just/simply sent it/said card to you - & rather too promptly, shall we say (as indeed happened with the one I sent your other aunt, Barbara/Bebe, in fact!). In any event & whatever - enjoy, meanwhile, both that and everything else & whatever's going on in your life these days -& also take care, and maybe either call or drop me a line or so, sometime soon, whenever you possibly can, okay? - I'd so love to hear from you & "how you're doing", & specially after all the time that's elapsed since last time we were in contact, that is!
Meanwhile, love to all the family, and your dear Mum/my lovely sister "Lulu" - & to whom I just wrote, remind her! - and all there, of course, as well as yourself with a friendly "hi" to Lizzie too, please!...& "btw", I enjoyed the recent pics. of you two, which Mum sent me not long ago!
Love, Vikki.xxxx
I have quite a weird family and one half sister in particular who drives me crazy, lives in Israel (thank goodness she isnt in the UK) and sends me bizzare and annoying long winded emails. One has just arrived and in order for me to off load it somewhere and get my angry feelings out, Ive decided to bung it on here. She is such a pain in the arse that I couldnt begin to explain why or what goes on and has gone on; just believe me that this email is teeny tiny compared to the usual long winding garbage she usually sends my way. (I dont think that computers in Israel can have full stops....)
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p.s., Dylan! - sorry about this too, but I just remembered that I should've added or "said", just now, that I would've sent you a copy of your e-card, if you don't have a printer yourself, that is? - but it just so happens that, since we don't have a cartridge ourselves, for our colour printer, anyway - that'd be pointless or there simply wouldn't be any point at present; however (or "howsomever", as your late, dear Grandma Renee would've said!), if you so wish, I can send Mum a copy & perhaps she could print one for you, as she does (still) have a printer, doesn't she?...but do let me know anyway, if you should need this, alright? Actually, I'm sending a copy of this to her too, anyway, see above! Thanks...& 'bye for now &, again, love (&, please note: to you too, Lou/lulu-love!)! Vikki.xxx
----- Original Message -----
From: (ONE FUCKING CRAZY SISTER)
To: (MY SON)
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:59 AM
Subject: happy birthday greetings!
Dear Dylan/(soon-to-be) Birthday Boy! - if you'll excuse the expression, of course!?...hoping this finds you (& Mum, Liz & all there) fit and well; I just wanted to "touch base" & also, please forgive my having just sent you (or rather, American Greetings!*) inadvertently too soon, your "b-day" e-card, though I'd obviously planned for it to arrive next weekend for the actual birthday, the "makers"*, so to speak - as you'll see, apparently not having a list of dates to offer, for the sender to choose from, actually just/simply sent it/said card to you - & rather too promptly, shall we say (as indeed happened with the one I sent your other aunt, Barbara/Bebe, in fact!). In any event & whatever - enjoy, meanwhile, both that and everything else & whatever's going on in your life these days -& also take care, and maybe either call or drop me a line or so, sometime soon, whenever you possibly can, okay? - I'd so love to hear from you & "how you're doing", & specially after all the time that's elapsed since last time we were in contact, that is!
Meanwhile, love to all the family, and your dear Mum/my lovely sister "Lulu" - & to whom I just wrote, remind her! - and all there, of course, as well as yourself with a friendly "hi" to Lizzie too, please!...& "btw", I enjoyed the recent pics. of you two, which Mum sent me not long ago!
Love, Vikki.xxxx