Vibrator...per Jo Jo
>As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard
>>> >a strange
>>> >buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed
>>> >her daughter
>>> >giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
>>> >
>>> >Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The
>>> >daughter replied,
>>> >Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing
>>>is
>>> >about as close
>>> >as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
>>> >alone."
>>> >
>>> >The next day, the girl's father heard the same
>>> >buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon
>>> >entering the room, he
>>> >daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. When he
>>> >questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad,
>>> >I'm thirty-five
>>> >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever
>>> >get to a
>>> >husband! Please, go away ! and leave me alone."
>>> >
>>> >A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
>>> >placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now
>>> >familiar
>>> >buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the
>>>family room. She
>>> >cautiously
>>> >entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
>>> >staring at
>>> >the TV withthe vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.
>>> >The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband said
>>> >, "I'm
>>> >watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
>>> >a strange
>>> >buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed
>>> >her daughter
>>> >giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
>>> >
>>> >Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The
>>> >daughter replied,
>>> >Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing
>>>is
>>> >about as close
>>> >as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
>>> >alone."
>>> >
>>> >The next day, the girl's father heard the same
>>> >buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon
>>> >entering the room, he
>>> >daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. When he
>>> >questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad,
>>> >I'm thirty-five
>>> >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever
>>> >get to a
>>> >husband! Please, go away ! and leave me alone."
>>> >
>>> >A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
>>> >placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now
>>> >familiar
>>> >buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the
>>>family room. She
>>> >cautiously
>>> >entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
>>> >staring at
>>> >the TV withthe vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.
>>> >The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband said
>>> >, "I'm
>>> >watching the ball game with my son-in-law."