Why am I a dog?

[lonlylikealways]

So this is the progression of my facebook status recently

-Amanda is is a doggggggg.

-Amanda is I am not a dog.

-Amanda is goes back to it. (I don't know what this means or why I wrote it)

-Amanda is lazy.

-Amanda is goes back to it again.

-Amanda is a dog again.

-Amanda was never a dog.

-Amanda is still a dog.

-Amanda will never be a dog.

-Amanda will ALWAYS be a dog.

-Amanda is not a dog ever.

-Amanda is always a dog everyday.

-Amanda NOOOOO not a dog.

This is what happens when I leave the room...I don't know why he said I